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27.10.04, 18:57
The Flight Attendant
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman
sitting
next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a
flight attendant; but for which airline?"
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards here and uttered the Delta
slogan, "We Love to fly and it shows."
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself,
"Nope, not Delta."
A moment later, he leaned towards her again saying, "Something special in
the air."
She gave him the same confused look and he scratched American Airlines off the
list.
Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly
skies."
This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the Fuck do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair and said,
"Ahhhh, Air Canada."
