(eng) English humor

[mysz2006]

British scientists have published the most recent results of a survey into
penis sizes. The scientists have discovered that the average size is 2 and
half to 3 inches. To make it easier for you to recognise those who came
within the specified cirteria - they have been issued with a white flag with
a red cross.

[kerryman]

If a Paddy and a Polack fell off a bridge, which one would reach the water first?
The Polack - Paddy would have to ask for directions!

[dough]

what does "Paddy" stands for here? except being the most Irish name of course

it's not just another name for term "Paki" in't? :P

[kerryman]

Paddy is equivalent of polish Johnny (or if you prefef "Jas")

[kerryman]

Did you here the one about the Polish water polo team?

The horses drowned.........


(to be honest - i didn't laugh)

[Gość: hmmm]

hehe odd ones

kerryman btw :P sorry, but I couldn't resist. It's "hear" not "here" hehe
Typing like the Irish eh? ;)

check this out, LOL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MpbMm0433I&mode=related&search=

[kerryman]

oops. haven't noticed that. i pasted it from some other forum.

[Gość: rob]

//we all read the daily star love
we do..........
:O)

[kerryman]

How do you drive a polish man crazy? Put him in a circular room and tell him
that there is a penny in the corner.

buhahahaha

[kerryman]

Q. Why did the polish helicopter pilot crash?
A. He got cold so he turned off the fan!

[kerryman]

Q: How many polocks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 257. It takes 2 to hold the lightbulb and 250 to turn the house.

i don't get it. this joke is pasted too. can anyone tell me why do they say 257?

10 o'clock around the world

[kerryman]

"In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?
In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is?
In Paris, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your wife is?
And in Poland, they say it's 10:00 do you know what time it is?"



(However, I've heard version with Russia instead of Poland once.)