pjd1
31.07.09, 09:22
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Australian Jokes
Morning all
Some nice Aussie jokes for the weekend.
GOD wanted Jesus to be born in Australia, but he couldn't find three wise men
and a virgin.
DID you hear about the Australian shoplifter? He was found crushed beneath the
local supermarket.
A MAN has an interview for immigration into Australia. The interviewer says to
him: "Do you have a police record?" "What?" replies the man. "Do you still
need one to get in?"
Q: WHAT'S the difference between yoghurt and Australia? A: Yoghurt has a real
live culture.
Q: WHAT'S Australian for foreplay? A: When the man says: "Wake up, Sheila."
Q: HOW do you describe a well-balanced Australian? A: One with a chip on both
shoulders.
Q: HOW many Aussies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to say
"She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Q: What's the worst thing about Australia? A: It's above sea level.
Aussie idea of foreplay ... "Brace yerself girl"
What do you say to an Aussie with a job? Big Mac please.
Hear about the Aussie hitch- hiker? He got up early so as to avoid the traffic.
What's the difference between identical twins and Australians?Identical twins
you cannot tell them apart...Australians you cannot tell them anything.
How do you make an Aussie laugh on Monday morning? Tell him a joke on Friday
night.
Aussies don't clock in for work ... they sign the visitors book.
What does an Aussie use for contraception? His personality!!!
What do you call an Aussie with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an Australian riding a bike? A dope pedaler.
