f@ck off and die alrady

[emre_baran]

Well I know that I share the fate with car mechanics and doctors. Here is the
other side of the story.

Ever been at that party

[i.p.freely]

I feel your pain, he he he.
Your saving grace could be ..... talking toilets. Important topic, if you know
what I mean, but how many people are willing to ponder subject like that? So,
if the dreaded question comes - "what do you do for living?", you could say -
"I work for the WORLD TOILET ORGANIZATION, my name is STONE WANG, I am one of
their MOVERS and SHAKERS". You could tell her about official website at
www.worldtoilet.org/ It is real, I am not making this up!!!!

To stay with the topic, I noticed that major international event took place
Nov. 17-19 in Beijing, China: The World Toilet Summit.

I think the World Toilet Summit is a great idea, because most of the world's
public toilets, in a word, stink. I'm not saying the United States is perfect
in this department. We've made some serious mistakes, the worst being the
introduction of low-flow toilets, which clog when asked to handle anything
larger than, say, a molecule. You know what happens when you deposit "lincoln
log" instead of "hershey squirts", for instance.

Also I am not a fan of those high-tech public toilets with the automatic
sensors that either
(a) become overexcited and flush themselves 37 times before you even sit down,
or
(b) lapse into a coma, so that when you're done you find yourself waving your
arms like a lunatic and loudly remarking -"Well, I'm done!!!" in an effort to
revive your toilet so it will flush and you can leave, while the people waiting
the stall wonder what kind of sick pervert thing you are doing in there.

Also