Zmarl czlowiek, ktory potrafil rozsmieszyc

[bigobserver]

Wielka to szkoda



www.kishon.info/

[Gość: dana33]

tak, naprawde szkoda. umial pokazac nasza rzeczywistosc usmiechajac sie.
napisal kilka ladnych i prawdziwych zdan o israelu.....

[bigobserver]

Gość portalu: dana33 napisał(a):

> tak, naprawde szkoda. umial pokazac nasza rzeczywistosc usmiechajac sie.
> napisal kilka ladnych i prawdziwych zdan o israelu.....


Milo, ze zechcialas sie pokazac chociaz okazja jest malo wesola.

[Gość: dana33]

:)

[Gość: rachelka]

czy mozesz powiedziec mi kim byl,gdyz ja nie znam go?

[bigobserver]

Gość portalu: rachelka napisał(a):

> czy mozesz powiedziec mi kim byl,gdyz ja nie znam go?

Byl humorysta i satyrykiem, autorem ksiazek, ktore ukazaly sie w 37 jezykach.
W jezyku niemieckim ukazalo sie okolo siedemdziesieciu jego ksiazek.
Tworzyl filmy i sztuki teatralne. Warto go poznac.

[krystian71]

[negevmc]

Sluchalem dzisiaj u Rafiego Reshefa archiwalnego wywiadu z nim
Prawde mowiac malo czytam po heb.
Jesli dla przyjemnosci to tylko po polskiemu.
Kiszona oczywiscie widzialem Szoter Barzilay ;-)
czy jakos tak, i inne.
U mnie na prowincji nawet ostatni kino zlikwidowali :(

Dana, widzialas te monodrame Kusznira "Jaskiniowiec" ?
Dwa dni mnie miesnie brzucha bolaly ;-)

[kropka]

tutaj jest kilkadziesiąt opowiadań Kishona.
forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=63&w=1086549&a=1086592

[bigobserver]

kropka napisała:

> tutaj jest kilkadziesiąt opowiadań Kishona.
> forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=63&w=1086549&a=1086592


Witam w nowej roli i dziekuje za "hint".

Israel: My only Country!

[dana33]

Israel: My only Country!
written by: Ephraim Kishon, 08-Mar-04

It's the only country where the cross country highway stops in the middle of
the state; Ben Gurion Airport 2000 is still not opened in 2003; water imports
start at the most raining year of the decade, and the Gelilot Camp is being
evacuated for 8 years now, but is still operational.

It's the only country where the unemployed strike.

It's the only country in which the 60-year-old folks still hate the corporal
they had 42 years ago.

It's the only country where you have 2 ministers of finance and neither of them
has money.

It's the only country where the minister of transportation placed a sign on the
road reading: "Kohanim, drive on the left side of the
road".

It's the only country where the mother of a soldier has the cell number of his
officer and he'd better beware.

It's the only country where Moslems sell holy memorabilia to Christians and get
paid with Jewish currency.

It's the only country which sent a communication satellite to the sky, but
nobody there knows how to communicate with each other.

The only country where the rich belong to the socialist left, the poor to the
capitalist right and the middle class pays for all of them.

It's the only country where you already had scads from Iraq, katiushas from
Lebanon, explosives from Gaza and bombs from Syria and where still, a 3 bedroom-
apartment costs more than in Paris.

It's the only country where porno starlets are asked what their moms think
about their job, soccer players bring their dads to the games to yell at their
coach, and on Friday night everyone goes to their parents for a peaceful
Shabbat diner.

It's the only country where a typical Israeli meal consists of an Arab salad,
Rumanian Kebab, Iraqi Pita and Bavarian cream. We must like to eat anti-
Semites.

It's the only country where the man with the open, stained shirt is the
honorable minister, and the one next to him with the suit and tie is his
chauffeur.

It's the only country where when someone says: "I didn't interrupt you", he
really means to interrupt you.

The only country where you leave home when you're 18 and still live there when
you're 24.

The only country where no woman gets along with her mother, but talks to her at
least three times a day.

The only country where you can easily get computer programs to build and send
satellites, but you have to wait 7 days for your washing
machine to be repaired.

The only country where you ask a girl on your first date where she was in the
army, and find out she was more combative then you.

The only country in which between the happiest day of the year and the saddest
one, you have exactly 60 seconds.

The only country in which most of its citizens can't explain why they live
there, but they have a lot of reasons why they can't live elsewhere.

The only country where, if you hate politicians, you hate clerks, you hate the
taxes, the quality of service, and the weather - it shows that you love the
country.

It's the only country where I could live.

It is my only country.

www.worldsecuritynetwork.com/showArticle3.cfm?article_id=9072

[Gość: rachelka]

dzieki kropka i big observer za ciekawa lekture. w wolnym czasie poczytam
wiecej. i wlasnie dlatego lubie to forum,gdyz zawsze dla chcacego jest tu cos
nowego dla duszy, nawet jak cialo drga od plugastwa forumowego:)))