Drogi Schlagbaumie

[v.c]

Ty naprawde wierzysz ze to jest autentyczny dokument?
Jesli tak to jestes glupszy niz na to wygladasz:-(

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Ciekawostki z kraju Mickey Maus
Autor: schlagbaum
Data: 03.03.2005 11:19 + dodaj do ulubionych wątków

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Applying to McDonald's

An actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted to McDonald's in
Florida.


NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it
notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a
fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest
thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries

Drogi zyciorysie

[schlagbaum]

v.c napisał:

> Ty naprawde wierzysz ze to jest autentyczny dokument?
> Jesli tak to jestes glupszy niz na to wygladasz:-(

Nie wiesz jak wygladam wiec bedzie ci trudno zrobic to porownanie a poza tym to
zupelnie nie jest wazne czy ten dokument jest autentyczny czy nie.
On jest normalnie -zabawny.

[v.c]

Zabawny tak, autentyczny nie.

www.sdmcdonalds.com/jobapp_eng.pdf

[schlagbaum]

v.c napisał:

> Zabawny tak, autentyczny nie.

Proponuje komprpmis- both

[v.c]

both it is then!