USA - PRODUJE - NUMER 1

[misterpee]

www.citypages.com/databank/26/1264/article12985.asp
USA jest na 49 miejscu na swiecie w umiejetnosci pisania
jest 28 krajem z 40 w znajomosci matematyki
20% amerykanow wierzy ze sloncew obraca sie kolo ziemi, 17% wierzy ze ziemia
obtraca sie kolo slonca raz na dzien

reszte przeczytajcie sami , jest to dluga litania

[lolo11]

20% amerykanow wierzy ze sloncew obraca sie kolo ziemi, 17% wierzy ze ziemia
obtraca sie kolo slonca raz na dzien

No to szykuje sie nowy Nobel za rewololucyje odkrycie.

[misterpee]

www.citypages.com/databank/26/1262/article12938.asp
Z CYKLU MILOSC PRZEZ TELEFON


life as a phone sex serf
Mommy Fetish, Line One

Image by Kimberly Schamber
by Suzy Olson
February 9, 2005

Monday
So, what's a nice girl like me doing on a 1-900 line like this?

Two months ago I broke off a long-distance relationship with someone I really
liked. He wanted me to have phone sex with him and I declined. It's not that I
don't like phone sex. I do. I just don't believe that phone sex has anything to
do with real sex, and I thought that maybe someday I'd want to have real sex
with him. I wanted him to see my body without comparing it to some highly
optimistic description I'd given him over the phone. Similarly, I believed
that, since Qwest allows couples to avoid eye contact, it sometimes facilitates
intimate confessions too early in the courtship process. I'm a private person.
I'm not going to tell anyone about my peculiar fetish for rodeo clowns. At
least not until the third date.

Truthfully, though, my fear of toll-free loving probably stemmed from The
Incident. One day during grade school, I dialed a 1-900 number a classmate had
given me. "The best part," explained my worldly companion, "is that it's a 900
number, so there's no long distance charge!" When I dialed, I heard a tape
recording of cooing female voices: "We're hot, wet, and horny, and waiting for
your big hard...[blah, blah, something sexy, blah]." I didn't understand the
acts that they were describing. So I dialed and dialed and dialed until I had
deciphered the code--or thought I had. The only certainty in the whole
transaction was that I was in some very serious trouble when the phone bill
came. Remembering the moment during my parents' reprimanding lecture when they
asked me, "Did that turn you on?" was enough to keep me from glancing through a
certain alt-weekly's back pages until I was 30.

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Still, I toss this life lesson away. During my next trip to the supermarket, I
pick up 900 Lover, a Harlequin "Blaze" Romance by Rhonda Nelson. The heroine,
Rowan Crosswhite, is an out-of-work teacher who pays the bills by working as a
phone sex operator. She takes most of her calls in the garden while she's
weeding. That is, until she and the gardener of her dreams ride off into the
sunset. As early as page six, I read that this is the ideal profession for
people who want money without really having to do anything

[lolo11]

Ameryaknie zastanawiaja sie czy sex poprzez 1-900 jest bezpieczny i jakie jest
prawdoobobienstwo zajscia w ciaze lub abawic sie HIV

[aaron_brown]

ostanie zdanie w zacytowanym artykule jest jak najbardziej zgodne z prawda.

[misterpee]

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