How to simplify english spelling

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Chodzil juz dawno po Internecie taki tekst zabawny o upraszczaniu angielskiej
pisowni i pozbywaniu się wszystkich "tricky letters"
Czy ktos to ma ? Będę wdzięczna Pozdrawiam

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O to chodzi?

EUROENGLISH

The European Commission on the European Unification (EU) just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty?s government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase-in plan that would be known as ?Euroenglish?.

In the first year, ?s? will replace the soft ?c?. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard ?c? will be dropped in favour of the ?k?. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have less letters.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome ?ph? will be replaced with the ?f?. This will make words like ?fotograf? 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to acurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent ?e? in the language is disgrasful, and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ?th? with ?z? and ?w? with ?v?. During se fifz year, ze unesesary ?o? can be dropd from vords kontaining ?ou? and similar changes vud of kors be aplied to ozer kombinazunz of leters.
After ze fifz yer, ve vil hav a veri sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls of difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu unerstan ach ozer.