Subject: Thanks God for Harleys!!!

[Gość: Mr. Davidson]

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven as
your reward."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him
to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one
who invented motorcycles,eh?!"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented,

"Well, what a big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke. "Excuse me but
aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "as one professional to another, you have some
major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,"hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."






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"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

Carl Sagan

[fibin]

Very good indeed:)

Here's another one:

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in the father's
room the other day and guess what I found? A bunch of pornographic
magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Of course I threw them in
the trash." The second nun said, "I can top that. I was in the father's room
putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the
other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she
replied. The third nun fainted.

And one more:

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he
laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what
time I want... and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner
to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozin', and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me
a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride
said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at
seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

And the last one:

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your
school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," the boy replied. Holding back
an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But Johnny,"
she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like
a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," the
boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber."

Thanks God

[ladyc]

It is 'Thank God'not thanks.

God was wrong!

[Gość: Norel]

A nice Harley rides much, much better than a good looking woman.
It has been my experience that the quality of a ride is disproportional to the
good looks of a woman. Another words, ugly chix rule in bed.

With a Harley you never know:-)

[fibin]

The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men
last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll
try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that
was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he
pulled his 4X4 over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if examining the vehicle. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid
his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his
lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pants leg.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied
"What?" He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The
man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop
says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your 4x4 rolled down
the hill 5 minutes ago."

marriage

[fibin]

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from
their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound
downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the
basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall,
sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?" he
replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices: I could either marry
you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "yes, I remember. So?"

"I would have gotten out today."