boy and girl

[fibin]

A little girl was walking down the street one day and she passed a little
boy. He said "I'll give you a dollar to climb that apple tree." So she did.
So as she was climbing the little boy looked up her dress. They did the same
thing the next day. Then one day she climbed the tree and the little boy
looked up her dress and passed out. One of the little girl's friends came
walking by and asked what was wrong with the little boy. She said "Well' for
3 days he has been paying me to climb the tree so he could look up my dress.
So today I didn't wear no panties"

husband and wife

[fibin]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!


He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said,
"John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you,
Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to
make him come."

California

[fibin]

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells
her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The
blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." The main
flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The
blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." The
attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans
over and whispers something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves
out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to
her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."

[axxolotl]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a
single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come
on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and
down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers
and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What
did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men - ARE MEN!

[fibin]

Yes, men will be men and there's nothing we can do about it I am afraid:)

a man of the year; every year

[paanika]

I'm also afraid that there is nothing men can do about it.
This is one of my hot picks; little snapshot of men's nature:
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