deadeasy
14.02.05, 22:09
Hello,
Here is a complaint letter found on the Internet. However, I cannot
guarantee whether it's genuine ;)
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A letter received by the B+Q customer services department
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerely
John Roberts
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