44 stopni C.

[glory]

Oh dear dear. How are you guys doing? I hope you're doing better than me.
I'm speaking about a climate wise. I'm starting to look like a Halloween
pumpkin.
I'm swallen like a hot air heated baloon. I've got an air con in my place
but ( fuck this air con ), you people living in a cold climate, you should
consider yourself lucky. We're reciving the biggest heat in the century at
the moment.
It's been the hottest month in 80 years.
Hey, guess where I am?
For the winner- case of cold beer.

[Gość: Aga]

Hi,
Maybe you are in Australia?
Am I right?
Aga

[glory]

Well done. Half a case is yours and now have a wild guess again. What city am
I in? Do you follow the weather channel? I do, it's one of the best freaking
channels around. No, no I'm serious. I watch this channel and I know those
guys- they don't know what are they talking about. They are a bunch of liars.
They say smiling, that tomorrow's gonna be nice and cool. And what do we have
the next day? Heeeeaaaaaaaaat, fuckin' heeeeaaaat. It's like watching a
Commedy channel. So I say, good people do you believe in what the weather guy
or gall say?

[Gość: Aga]

Right, I checked the weather, but I have no idea what city - there were few
cities with the same temperature.
Just pack and come to Poland it's quite cold here...
Aga

[Gość: awalk]

Gość portalu: Aga napisał(a):

> Right, I checked the weather, but I have no idea what city - there were few
> cities with the same temperature.
> Just pack and come to Poland it's quite cold here...
> Aga

Yes, and when you talk to people they don't tell you they have never seen snow in their life except for TV, and when you want to cool yourself you go outside not inside, and cats sleep by radiators not AC, and even in the middle of summer with temperatures reaching forties, around noon, chances are that you'll need a pullover in the evening, and on Christmas day you don't have to dress for the picture you want to send to your relatives and then quickly jump back into a t-shirt and shorts, and .......... you name it.

[Gość: Kagan]

glory napisał:
Well done. Half a case is yours and now have a wild guess again.
What city am I in?
K: Melbourne or Adelaide?
I bet on Melbourne. Today there was another hot day, almost 40 degrees C.
I was in the city (had to go)... :(
And one of the trains was an old Hitachi withut air condition...
So were the trams...:(
Couldn't go by car (parking in the city is for the millionaires only)...
Now to water the garden, again...
The pond in the park across the road is almost dry, like in Ethiopia...
And the Australian government invites the terrorists by supporting hawks in
israel and the US... :(
Time to go back to Europe. I hope that Poland will be soon a full
member of the EU...
Kagan

[glory]

Eh, forget it. Noone won. Since today we have such a nice and mellow weather
( 37 C he,he, he )so I'm gonna drink that case of beer. Cheers everyone.
Ps. My advice to you good people is to avoid that sizzling and borring place
called Perth WA. God 's forgotten about us and those crazy dickheads from the
weather channel.

[Gość: Kagan]

glory napisał:
Eh, forget it. Noone won. Since today we have such a nice
and mellow weather ( 37 C he,he, he )so I'm gonna drink
that case of beer. Cheers everyone.
K: Why do you use that terrible yankee slang, such as
"gonna"? Forgot proper English? Look, if you are in
Australia, don't try to sound American... :( You can be
even mistaken by the terrorists as a citizen of US, with
all associated consequences!

Ps. My advice to you good people is to avoid that
sizzling and borring place called Perth WA. God 's
forgotten about us and those crazy dickheads from the
weather channel.
K: So you are not in Australia, but in that part of India
(Africa?) called "Western Australia"... Why did you not
tell the truth? Be ashamed...:(

[glory]

I know you guys from Melbourne ( if you are really in Melbourne ) drink a lot
of that pisscat called VB. Just calm down with that drinking of VB.
"Gonna", what the hell are you talking about, mate?
Go out, speek to the people.
WA is an abbreviation for Western Australia. Oh yeah, if I were you, I'd
really consider my advice, stop drinking VB. It's bad for you.
But honestly, what's really going on with that Africa and India?

[Gość: Kagan]

glory napisał:
I know you guys from Melbourne (if you are really in
Melbourne) drink a lot of that pisscat called VB. Just
calm down with that drinking of VB.
K: NO, today I was in a pub, and we ordered Carlton
Draught... How little you know about Melbourne...

- "Gonna", what the hell are you talking about, mate?
Go out, speek to the people.
K: What does it mean "speek"? Another yankee slang?

- WA is an abbreviation for Western Australia. Oh yeah,
if I were you, I'd really consider my advice, stop
drinking VB. It's bad for you.
K: So I said. WA is beyond that, how do they call it?
Yes, Nullabor, or something desert. You board a train
in Perth, travel overnight to Kalgoorlie (more brothels
than gold mines), then several days of nothing until you
reach Adelaide, where the civilisation begins...
Perth belongs more to India or Africa than to proper,
Eastern Australia!
Kagan, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

> But honestly, what's really going on with that Africa
and India?
>

[glory]

Kagan, don't order just one, but many more Carlton Draught beers.
That may help you. Anyway, CD and VB to us conesceurs of good beer, taste like
shit. And Kalgoorlie's brothels are the history. There are more bars and pubs
in Kalgoorlie than in your lovely Melbourne. I think ( I know ) you have more
brothels in Melbourne. Good for you Kagan.

[Gość: Kagan]

K: Honestly, all ausie beer is a shit, but it is, on the other hand, cheap.
It is, like even worse american beer, a pale imitation ow what you get in
Praha or Koeln...
And yes, Kalgoorlie is now more like a ghost town, so all tarts moved east,
to Melbourne, Sydney and Gold Coast, where the business really is.
In WA there are only few rund down mines and few shitty farms, all subsidized
by Victoria and NSW. There is no industry and no culture west of Adelaide,
only Mr Bond, but not James, but a croocked "businesman", one Alan Bond...
I heard, that WA considered independence in the late 19th century. What a
shame, that they had no guts...
Life would be much better in Victoria, if we did not have to support WA...
Maybe we could even afford a lot of Czech Pilsner or even Koelsch...
Kagan

[glory]

To make a long story short, you're right. It all taste the same. Maybe Coopers
Ale . Have you tried it before, Kagan?

[Gość: Kagan]

glory napisał:
To make a long story short, you're right. It all taste
the same. Maybe Coopers Ale . Have you tried it before,
Kagan?
K: Maybe... I don't even try to remeber such trivia...
Cheers!

[Gość: Aga]

Hi,
You have nice chat.
Cheers - I've already drunk Polish beer...
Aga

[Gość: Kagan]

Gość portalu: Aga napisał(a):
Hi,
You have nice chat.
Cheers - I've already drunk Polish beer...
Aga
K: Zywiec, I hope... :)

[glory]

Hi Kagan. Long time no see you or write to you ( whatever ).
Sorry, I was away fishing. So how are you?
So what do you do in your spare time?
I saw your site. I've got a cat too plus 4 kittens to be given away- anyone,
anyone? But I'd never keep that monster under my roof ( I mean your scary
looking dog ) be careful body, maybe they're sweet dogs but you never know. He
may eat you for breakfast.
So once again, have you tried that Coopers Ale before or you so Melbourne
patriotic and no matter what you drink CD?

[Gość: Kagan]

glory napisał:
Hi Kagan. Long time no see you or write to you ( whatever ).
Sorry, I was away fishing. So how are you?
K: Terrible. Another very hot day in Melbourne.
Dreaming of snow & cold...

- So what do you do in your spare time?
I saw your site. I've got a cat too plus 4 kittens to be given away- anyone,
anyone? But I'd never keep that monster under my roof ( I mean your scary
looking dog ) be careful body, maybe they're sweet dogs but you never know. He
may eat you for breakfast.
K: Don't worry. he only consumes trespassers...

- So once again, have you tried that Coopers Ale before or you so Melbourne
patriotic and no matter what you drink CD?
K: I treat local beer only as a substitute of the real thing, i.e one served
in Germany or Czech Rep, or even in Poland (ZYWIEC!).
Cheers!
Kagan

[glory]

Hallo, hallo! So now you're getting a hot weather in Melbourne?
Yeah, it sucks, I know.
Just to make your day Kagan, we here ( Africa, India ) are reciving a nice
cool sea breeze, oh, how nice!.
You know what we are doing now? Well, I'll tell you my dear friend.
We are grilling a red snapper and we're washing it down with cool Irish beer.
Yummy, yummy!

[Gość: Kagan]

glory napisał:
> Hallo, hallo! So now you're getting a hot weather in Melbourne?
> Yeah, it sucks, I know.
> Just to make your day Kagan, we here ( Africa, India ) are reciving a nice
> cool sea breeze, oh, how nice!.
> You know what we are doing now? Well, I'll tell you my dear friend.
> We are grilling a red snapper and we're washing it down with cool Irish beer.
> Yummy, yummy!
K: Really? Arn't you preparing for the war? It is a little bit
closer to Bagdad from Perth, WA than from Melbourne, VIC...

[Gość: Aga]

No, It wasn't Żywiec... it was BROK.
Aga