glory
29.12.03, 12:33
Hallo fat bustards!
This year's metabolism is on the go after eating those greasy, fatting
christmas dishes.
And of course, after drinking so much alcoholic beverages my face looks like
a chinese leather, but I don't give up.
And this are my resolutions for the upcoming year 2004:
1. Of course to drink more good vintage wine
2. Make a porno movie with Brookie ( and hopefully make some money on it ).
3. Skip work more often- (sickies)
4. Kill that fuckin' man eater shark who is hussling me around while doing
snorkling.
5. Get some more pork grease to create "smalec z cebulka i boczkiem".
I serve it on the slice of good sour bread with "Polish Ogorki" on the side.
What else?
6. And give up on everyday's worries.
How about you?