Dodaj do ulubionych

New Year's resolutions.

29.12.03, 12:33
Hallo fat bustards!
This year's metabolism is on the go after eating those greasy, fatting
christmas dishes.
And of course, after drinking so much alcoholic beverages my face looks like
a chinese leather, but I don't give up.
And this are my resolutions for the upcoming year 2004:
1. Of course to drink more good vintage wine
2. Make a porno movie with Brookie ( and hopefully make some money on it ).
3. Skip work more often- (sickies)
4. Kill that fuckin' man eater shark who is hussling me around while doing
snorkling.
5. Get some more pork grease to create "smalec z cebulka i boczkiem".
I serve it on the slice of good sour bread with "Polish Ogorki" on the side.
What else?
6. And give up on everyday's worries.
How about you?
Obserwuj wątek
    • Gość: m fantastic! IP: 5.3.1R* / *.cache.pol.co.uk 29.12.03, 14:05
      you go girl!
      as far as your cinematic projects are concerned I'd lend you an arm , a leg
      or any other "organ" required toooooooooo gladly!
      ouch!

      Yours
      Willing Donor
      • Gość: awalk Re: fantastic! IP: *.warszawa.sdi.tpnet.pl 29.12.03, 21:21
        Gość portalu: m napisał(a):

        > you go girl!
        > as far as your cinematic projects are concerned I'd lend you an arm , a leg
        > or any other "organ" required toooooooooo gladly!
        > ouch!
        >
        > Yours
        > Willing Donor

        Wow! 'm' you must be desperate.
        • Gość: m no IP: 5.5R* / *.cache.pol.co.uk 29.12.03, 23:57
          Just feeling g-e-n-e-r-o-u-s
          That's what I am A GENEROUS CREATURE , giving and giving and giving
          and the bitches just take a piss, man!
          • glory Re: OH DEAR! 30.12.03, 07:18
            G'DAY M!
            How you doing body?
            Oh dear, dear, I think you should adress the previous message to Brookie.
            (ha,ha).
            I'm her husband(MAlE).
            But good to see a good generous man in this bad times.
            Cheers!!
            Happy New Year!!

            • Gość: awalk Re: OH DEAR! IP: *.warszawa.sdi.tpnet.pl 30.12.03, 17:04
              glory napisał:

              > G'DAY M!
              > How you doing body?
              > Oh dear, dear, I think you should adress the previous message to Brookie.
              > (ha,ha).
              > I'm her husband(MAlE).

              LOL
Inne wątki na temat:

Nie masz jeszcze konta? Zarejestruj się


Nakarm Pajacyka