Coś na wesoło :)

[bylemwanglii]

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i drugie:

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Miłego dnia tym w PL i tym w UK :)

[Gość: trelemorele]

jak juz mamy taki watek to prosze - kilka dowcipow z kochajacego sie Common
Wealth :)

A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."
The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but
he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The Kiwi says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".



Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?
They eat all the grass.


An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond
encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth
Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond
twice".
The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the
air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in
Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink
out of the same cup twice".
The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.


An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and
sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a
little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?"
New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?", pointing at New Zealander
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to
the lake once a week to play."
New Zealander: (look of disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at New Zealander)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down
often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
New Zealander: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar.


There are 3 Kiwis in a bar, the 1st one walks up to an Aussie and says, "John
Eales is gay."
The Aussie says, "yeah thats nice."
The 2nd one walks up to him and says, "John Eales roots sheep."
The Aussie replies, "yeah thats nice."
At last the 3rd one walks up to him and says, "John Eales is a kiwi."
The Aussie turns around and says, "yeah I think that's what your friends were
trying to tell me."


(and my favourite...)

An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened
to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.
The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over
to the farmer.
He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear
those!"
The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING
this with no one!"

[elajna7]

Napis na murze:
Join the Army, meet interesting people and kill them.

[korkix78]

Ej !!
Mialem taka koszulke przeciez !! :)