Maybe this will help with the Appraisals !

[korkix78]

For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just remember, it could have
been worse. These are actual quotes taken from federal Government employee
performance evaluations.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has
started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite
won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap."

5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19.. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for
it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."

32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

[Gość: A]

Niektore sa niezle :-) Ale kurde nie moge sie smiac do ekranu w pracy.

[korkix78]

Ja powiem wprost: niekotre sa niezle, niektore lepsze, a inne pewnie i duzo
lepsze, tylko ze ich nie kumam po prostu :P

[trelemorele]

korkix78 napisał:

> Ja powiem wprost: niekotre sa niezle, niektore lepsze, a inne pewnie i duzo
> lepsze, tylko ze ich nie kumam po prostu :P


hehe, umarlem. Osobiscie stawiam na ten z homikiem :)

[Gość: eno]

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
mi się ten podoba

[ghrom]

Niom, dobre, nawet mialem to dzis od rana na gg ;]

A ktorych korkix nie rozumiesz?

[korkix78]

He- moj gadulec od paru dni wykazuje natomiast lekka parafraze
"It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm." :P

Natomiast co do mojej tepoty, to moja niedokumatosc nie ogarnia:

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite
won't be."

5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."


Konsekwencja wybrakowanego angielskiego- Po uzyciu slownika i oswieceniu coz to
owo 'gargle' byc, poczulem sie tymczasowo oswiecony.

Pozostale 20-kilka git - gdybym polowy nie kumal, nie wstawial bym ich , bo nie
wiedzialbym,czy sa smieszne

[Gość: eno]

I would like to go hunting with him sometime. - tu w tzw. "domyśle" masz "a
wróciłbym sam":).
He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier. - Nie ma wrzodów, ale jest
nosicielem. (czyli, kontakt z tym typem przyprawi cię o wrzody)
One neuron short of a synapse. - (neuronowi brakuje synapsy)dość popularne
określenie głupka
a tych też nie kumam: 3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but
more of a definite
> won't be."
>
> 5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."