Otłok, Otłok... Łer de fak iz Otłok?

[chiste]

Otwock Poviat - Leader of the Pine Woods Climate

"The poviat's development potential places it at the head of all
poviats in Poland. The advantages of the region are due, above all, to
its excellent location, these are: neighbouring Warsaw metropolis,
transport accessibility, quality of the job market, infrastructure for
business development, as well as ideal conditions for leisure and
recreation - arguably the best within the immediate surroundings of
Warsaw. The transit road routes that cross the region: Berlin-Warsaw-
Moscow and Warsaw-Lublin-Lvov-Kiev, railway lines and the
vicinity of Okêcie Airport enable fast and convenient transport of
goods and travellers. The attraction of the region will grow even
more when the A2 motorway in the northern part of the poviat is
completed."

Źródło: folder promocyjny powiatu otwockiego.

Can you belive it?

[sobiepanna]

This is what they call "advertising gimmick" :D

[francesca12]

I should like to know, łer de fak iz dis citi ? :)

The transit road routes that cross the region: Berlin-Warsaw-
> Moscow and Warsaw-Lublin-Lvov-Kiev, railway lines and the
> vicinity of Okêcie Airport enable fast and convenient transport of
> goods and travellers.

That's very amazing :P

The attraction of the region will grow even
> more when the A2 motorway in the northern part of the poviat is
> completed."

Oł je !

Trza to schnell na germański przetłumaczyć i w szeroki łorld puścić :P

[chiste]

This is not important.
The most important event was that we took over Sochaczew !

[francesca12]

at long last
:P

[sobiepanna]

"ideal conditions for leisure and recreation - arguably the best within the
immediate surroundings of Warsaw" especially due to its air pollution <rotfl>

The best of the best

[chiste]

sobiepanna napisała:

> "ideal conditions for leisure and recreation - arguably the best within the
> immediate surroundings of Warsaw" especially due to its air pollution <rotf
> l>

Amazed? This is about our poviat:

"Despite the short distance from regions with a
higher concentration of industries and the vicinity of Warsaw, the
territory of Otwock Poviat is greatly distinguished by clean air, which,
in case of Otwock, abides by the strictest standards governing statutory
health resorts. This beneficial situation is the effect of the sparse
presence of plants with harmful emission of dust and gases, as well as
the absorption of pollution by vegetation."

And now... About Otwock's health resort successors:

"The health resort traditions are continued by numerous health care
institutions, e.g. the Mazovian [Pulmonary - przyp. chiste] Disease and
Tuberculosis Treatment Centre."

I'm glad to say that aforementioned centre, communal hospital and orthopaedic
clinic (3 institusions!) are treated seriously as "numerous" successors of
former sanitariums and hospitals in Otwock. That's funny!

[sobiepanna]

chiste wrote:
> I'm glad to say that aforementioned centre, communal hospital and orthopaedic
> clinic (3 institusions!) are treated seriously as "numerous" successors of
> former sanitariums and hospitals in Otwock. That's funny!

Chiste don't be such a pain in the ass! If you count every single pine as a
"health care institution", they are indeed "numerous".

Pine as a medical institution

[chiste]

sobiepanna napisała:

> Chiste don't be such a pain in the ass!

Naughty girl! Watch your bow and rubber duck!

> If you count every single pine as a
> "health care institution", they are indeed "numerous".

English sense of humor :D

[sobiepanna]

> Naughty girl! Watch your bow and rubber duck!
Bow? I'm not wearing a bow. I also don't play the violin but I don't mind if
someone bows to me ;)

> English sense of humor :D
Yes, of course :)

[chiste]

sobiepanna napisała:

> Bow? I'm not wearing a bow.

Aren't you? Who the hell is that?
www.malvision.neo.pl/gco/modules/Forums/images/avatars/990397802420a19a5205d9.gif

> I also don't play the violin but I don't mind if
> someone bows to me ;)

I caugth the trick ;)

[sobiepanna]

> I caugth the trick ;)

Uff, I started to worry...
BTW stop showing my picture to everybody. The duck is shy.
:)

[francesca12]

> BTW stop showing my picture to everybody.

Why?
Your picture is lovely :)

Who likes roasted duck with apples?

[chiste]

I found the cadidate for dinner ;)

[sobiepanna]

francesca12 napisała:
> Why?
> Your picture is lovely :)

Well... appearances are deceitful ;)

chiste napisał:
> I found the cadidate for dinner ;)

If you like rubber, go ahead ;)
BTW I hope you ment that duck will be a dish not a candidate to dine with...

[francesca12]

sobiepanna napisała:

> Well... appearances are deceitful ;)
Well, what of it?
Nonsense !

BTW I don't think so :)

[sobiepanna]

> BTW I don't think so :)

Ok. Let's say that I'm pretty as a picture :)

[sobiepanna]

Although pictures may vary... just think of Beksiński's art ;)

[francesca12]

sobiepanno,
Well that's an exaggeration...
what a good joke :)

[sobiepanna]

I was just kidding. It's friday, I'm in a good mood :)))))

[francesca12]

> I'm in a good mood :)))))

Congratulations :))

[francesca12]

chiste napisał:

> And now... About Otwock's health resort successors:
>
> "The health resort traditions are continued by numerous health care
> institutions, e.g. the Mazovian [Pulmonary - przyp. chiste] Disease and
> Tuberculosis Treatment Centre."
>
> I'm glad to say that aforementioned centre, communal hospital and orthopaedic
> clinic (3 institusions!) are treated seriously as "numerous" successors of
> former sanitariums and hospitals in Otwock. That's funny!

Let's try to compare the above fragment with the following wątek:
"Karetka dla otwockiego szpitala"

So?

Ambulace vs. health resort

[chiste]

Nie widzieć eny konekszyn.

Nadinterpretejszyn, F12.

[francesca12]

konekszyn jest takie:
dziwnie ma się reklamowanie rzekomych atutów otwockich szpitali etc., podczas
gdy grozi im zamknięcie.
That's all.

ech, this is only marketing mix etc.

[sobiepanna]

francesca12 napisała:
> dziwnie ma się reklamowanie rzekomych atutów otwockich szpitali etc., podczas
> gdy grozi im zamknięcie.
Stange? It's not strange. It's wishful thinking!!!

[chiste]

Jak grozi im zamknięcie, to jak najbardziej "rekalamować" tzn. sciagac
potencjalnych klientów. Szkoda, że tego NIE robią (słowa nie ma o szpitalu
powiatowym w tym folderze).

Problem dotyczy szpitala miejskiego (powiatowego) i nie ma żadnego zwiazku ze
sprawami "uzdrowiskowymi".
Zreszta, dwa inne wyzej wymienione szpitale maja się raczej dobrze i to one
mogłyby byc jakąs baza do ewentualnych podbojów uzdrowiskowych (ale to se ne
vrati z zupełnie innych powodów). Jest jeszcze jeden "problem" - one nie maja
nic wspolnego z Otwockiem poza tym, ze tutaj są. Tzn. lokalne władze maja
marginalny wpływ na ich działanie. I w sumie dobrze, bo strach pomysleć, co by
było, gdyby miały jednak jakis wpływ.

[francesca12]

chiste napisał:

> Jak grozi im zamknięcie, to jak najbardziej "rekalamować" tzn. sciagac
> potencjalnych klientów.
Musieliby mieć mocne nerwy :P

Szkoda, że tego NIE robią (słowa nie ma o szpitalu
> powiatowym w tym folderze).

I właśnie w tym tkwi problem, że nic się o tym nie wspomina.
Milczenie o pewnych sprawach jest w pewnym sensie kłamstwem.

Jest jeszcze jeden "problem" - one nie maja
> nic wspolnego z Otwockiem poza tym, ze tutaj są.

Tym bardziej śmieszne jest więc przechwalanie się, no ale ok.