lee.loo
31.08.05, 17:27
Wlaśnie dostałam maila, kopiuje dla Was dla poprawienia humoru
l.l
> A couple drove down a country road for several
> miles, not saying a word. An
> earlier discussion had led to an argument and
> neither of them wanted to
> concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
> mules, goats, and
> pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
> "Relatives of yours?"
> "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
>>> > >
> WORDS
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many
> words women use a
> day... 30,000 to a man\'s 15,000. The wife replied,
> "The reason has to be
> because we have to repeat everything to men...
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
> "What?"
>>> > >
> CREATION
> A man said to his wife one day, "I don\'t know how
> you can be so stupid and
> so beautiful all at the same time.
> " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
> me beautiful so you
> would be attracted to me;
> God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
>>> > >
> WHO DOES WHAT
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who
> should brew the coffee
> each morning.
> The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
> first, and then we
> don\'t have to wait as long to get our coffee."
> The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
> around here and you should
> do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait
> for my coffee."
> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
> is in the Bible that
> the man should do the coffee."
> Husband replies, "I can\'t believe that, show me."
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
> Testament and showed him at
> the top of several pages, that it indeed
> says.......... "HEBREWS"
>>> > >
> THE SILENT TREATMENT
> A man and his wife were having some problems at home
> and were giving each
> other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
> realized that the next day,
>>> > > he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an
> early morning business
> flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
> silence (and LOSE), he
> wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake m e at 5:00
> AM." He left it where he
> knew she would find it.
> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
> it was 9:00 AM and he
> had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
> and see why his wife
> hadn\'t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
> by the bed.
>>> > >
> The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
>>> > > Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>>> > >
>>> > >
> God may have created man before woman, but there is
> always a rough draft
> before the masterpiece.
>>> > >
>>> > > SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN
>>> > > YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
>>> >
