chavs ahahha

[robak.rawback]

lubie czytac urban dictionary bo czesto maja smieszne opisy do
roznych slow - wlasnie czytam o chavs
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
wybrane fragmenty ahhaha

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting
in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy
body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will
only break a sweat if running from the police.

Hunting in large groups Chavs will single out the weakest, smallest
prey and attack it without mercy avoiding any personal injury and
insuring victory.
Chavs unfortunately don't yet fall into the category of rodent and
in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest
control.


Chav girls (or chavettes) commonly sport the Croydon Facelift (hair
pulled back in a bun so tight that it pulls their faces tight) with
at least 6 dangly faux-gold earings in each ear. Also often seen
pushing a pram round shopping centers while chain-smoking and
wearing fake burberry or nasty velour tracksuits.

Be sure to look for them at any of the following locations:
McDonalds, Burger King, Spar, Late Shop, Primark, TK-Maxx, any
sportswear retailer or any local park (after 6pm). Examples of a
chav's primative vocabulary are as follows:
Chav: Eeyar yo! Mosha! Gotta spare cig?
Brian: No, I don't smoke.
Chav: Wha' ya mean no, ya f*kin' mosha? Ah spark ya!
Brian: Go on then...
Chav: Yo Trace! (emerging from Mothercare) Pass us me mob so I can
fone ya bruv!
Trace: Why, ya f*kin dick'ed?
Chav: So he can tune diss chav for me!
Trace: Got no credit, yo!
Trace's baby: <crying>
Trace: Shut it ya little fucka!

(emerging from mothercare ahhahaha)

[pyza_uk]

Piekne!! :))

Ja mam caly przeglad tyc osobnikow, jak na Essex przystalo, szczegolnie jak sie
wybiore do 'kurortu' nadmorskiego Southend-on-sea :0)

[d.hassenpflug]

cudne ;))

[d.hassenpflug]

"A human sub-species also known as homo-inferior. They plan to conquer the world
by lowering the nations IQ to single didgit numbers, like themselves. They do
this by subjecting those around them to monotonus rap music and brandnames. They
are braindead, almost zombie like. They are currently hatching a co-plot to ruin
the English language through Abreveation and talking like they havn't got a
tongue. "

haha

[golfstrom]

A słyszeliscie o niedawnej propozycji chyba ktoregos z MP, zeby
zabronic uzywania slowa chav w mediach?Bo to tak samo stygmatyzuje
jak np. pakistany albo ciapaki albo zoltki.

[minisufka]

golfstrom napisała:

> A słyszeliscie o niedawnej propozycji chyba ktoregos z MP, zeby
> zabronic uzywania slowa chav w mediach?Bo to tak samo stygmatyzuje
> jak np. pakistany albo ciapaki albo zoltki.

------------------> a ja jak probowalam otworzyc ten watek bedac w
hotelu, korzystajac ze swojego laptopa ale z hotelowego wifi to mi
sie wyswietlil komentarz, ze zadany link zawiera slownictwo
insulting czy rasist i ze mi go nie otworzy i juz ;-)

[donat35]

Czesc Robaczku! pamietasz mnie? mieszkalem kiedys w Exeter a teraz
jestem w Ladku. co u ciebie slychac, skrobnij slowko na
[e-mail]. pozdrawiam (a dlaczego ty szukasz nauczyciele
ang? czy ktos z 1.BEd EFL Gdasnk Uni, 2.PGCE ESOL Exeter Uni moglby
pomoc?

John Prescott i chavs

[pyza_uk]

W temacie jeszcze nieco dodam :)
W piatek ogladalam have i got news for you i tam byly fragmenty dokumentu
przygotowanego przez JP - usmialam sie jak norka, kiedy przeprowadzal wywaiad z
'chavs':
entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article4986189.ece
All this confusion manifests itself in potent human form when John Prescott -
who spends much of this two-part series being gently stitched-up, as evidenced
by the comedy tuba soundtrack every time he moves - meets three teenage girls
from a council estate in North London.

“Are you chavs, then?” he greets them, with likeable bluntness.

“No!” they chorus, horrified.

“What is a chav, anyway?” Prescott asks. “Is it a language of the internet?”

“Nah - it's like a pikey,” one girl says.

“A parkie?” Prescott says, struggling with the accent.

“No, a pikey - like a traveller. I'm just, like, middle class.”

“I'd call you working class,” Prescott says, bewildered by the mixed messages.

“I don't work,” the girl says, briskly. “I got kicked out of school when I was
15. For violence. With my teacher. The North's quite trampy, isn't it? It's
horrible. You're quite posh though, int yer?”