Happy Birthday to me

[kylie1]

So I joined the fraternity of the old farts club yesterday. There are
benefits. You can get away with a few more things that the younger types
can't. Putting clothes on backwards, passing wind in a public place, looking
for your car in parking lots, starting every second sentence with "When I was
your age....". Stuff like that.

Husband promised to take me somewhere nice and expensive for dinner. Showed me
catalouges with jewels and gold and told me to pick whatever I wanted.
He thinks it really doesn't matter; I'll forget everything in a couple of
hours. Like they say, there are benefits... ))

[tjbazuka]

Enjoy your day!
Ps: do not forget your shopping list.(jewels&gold)
Once again I repeat: do not forget your shopping list
All the Best.

[kylie1]

Thank you. Sometimes I catch myself going up the stairs and halfway there I
forget which way I was going...up or down. Worse yet...what am I going there for.

Oh well, anyway...what is it I am thanking you for?

))

[mafketis]

Have you started wearing a mohair beret yet?

[varsovian]

So, did you say 30, 40 or 50??

[kylie1]

It's the big five O.

))

[usenetposts]

Happy birthday. I 'll have a drink to your health!

[kylie1]

Thank you, Dave!

I just remembered George Burns famous quote. I wonder if you heard that one:

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past
that age".

He was a genius!

[kylie1]

> Have you started wearing a mohair beret yet?

No. Neither have I ever seen anyone wearing these here. BUT ...I still got my
own teeth!

)))

[russh]

Kylie, who are you calling an old fart!

When I first read your post, I thought you were talking about your 60th or 70th
birthday. I now find out that it's your 50th!

50 is young these days - at least where I am (I was 50 last August).

Happy birthday, you young fart (no offence meant).

[kylie1]

Thank you, russh.

Well, not eaxctly a teenybopper but as Jack Benny used to say: "Age is strictly
a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter". How true,
russh! ))

[varsovian]

"I've still got my own teeth"

That reminds me - I've still got to throw away a couple of teeth I hid after
the "tooth fairy" took them from under my children's pillows. I suppose you
wrapped them up well?