"Liberatory"

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www.rense.com/general51/addad.htm

U nich wszystko tak samo legalne:

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Count the Votes (as adapted by Enrique Montoya of Santa Fe): George W. Bush,
John Ashcroft, and Kathrine Harris go fishing on the lake by George W.'s ranch.
While speeding across the lake they hit a tree trunk which cracks a hole in the
bottom of the boat. The boat starts to sink so they look for life preservers and
find only one. George W. Bush says: "I'm the President selected by the Supreme
Court. The people need me to protect the nation from the new world order and the
growth of the new economy and computers and such." John Ashcroft says: "I'm the
Attorney General and as the nations's chief law enforcement officer I must live
so that there will be no fear or panic in the streets, if you two shall die. And
besides I have to outlaw abortion, affirmative action, campaign finance reform,
environmental protection, and same sex marriages to save the moral fiber of this
country." Finally, Kathrine Harris says: "I'm the Florida Secretary of State and
the state Republican Chairwoman, and I must survive so that I can deliver the
votes needed by all the Republican officials throughout the state, and
disenfranchise those minorities who vote for Democrats, so that Republicans may
continue to be elected even though more people vote for Democrats." And the
three of them all agree that each has very good and moral arguments for the life
preserver, so that they decide the only fair way to decide is by a vote. They
cut up three squares of paper and vote by secret ballot. Then they open the
ballots to tally them. The first ballot says "George W. Bush - one vote," the
second ballot says "John Ashcroft - one vote", and the third ballot says
"Kathryn Harris - 37 votes."