Test osobowosci wg Dalaj Lamy :)

[Gość: Zsypek]

Ten test zawiera tylko cztery krotkie pytania, ale odpowiedzi na pewno Cie
zaskocza.

Nie oszukuj samego siebie tylko dlatego, ze jestes ciekawy odpowiedzi.

Twoj umysl i Twoje uczucia sa jak spadochron:

Najlepiej gdy sa otwarte.

Ten test jest takze
dobra zabawa, ale tylko wtedy gdy dokladnie przestrzegasz polecen.

Nie oszukiwac !!!!!!


POMYSL SOBIE ZYCZENIE ZANIM ZACZNIESZ!!!!!!

Uwaga: Odpowiadaj na pytania w kolejnosci.


To tylko cztery pytania i jesli przeczytasz je wczesniej, Twoje odpowiedzi nie
beda szczere.

Wez kartke i olowek i zapisuj swoje odpowiedzi.

Bedziesz ich potem potrzebowac. To jest powazny test pytan i odpowiedzi, ktory
powie Ci wiele prawdy o Tobie samym.

Odpowiedz na pytania zgodnie ze swoimi uczuciami.

Uporzadkuj nastepujacych piec zwierzat w wymyslonej przez siebie kolejnosci
(tak jak Ci sie podoba!!!!). Zapisz to!!

a. krowa
b. tygrys
c. owca
d. kon
e. swinia

Dla kazdego z ponizszych slow dopisz jedno okreslenie, ktore pierwsze
przychodzi Ci na mysl w zwiazku z nim (pierwsze skojarzenie - czasownik,
rzeczownik, przymiotnik - cokolwiek np. kon - zly, biegnie)

a. pies
b. kot
c. szczur
d. kawa
e. morze

Pomysl o ludziach z ktorymi sie znasz i porownaj ich z nastepujacymi kolorami
np. rozowy - Piotr (nie mozna porownac tej samej osoby do dwoch kolorow !!)
a. zolty
b. pomaranczowy
c. czerwony
d. bialy
e. zielony


Na koniec zapisz sobie Twoja ulubiona liczbe i
Twoj ulubiony dzien tygodnia.


Gotowe?


Upewnij sie, ze Twoje odpowiedzi sa szczere i
odzwierciedlaja Twoje
PRAWDZIWE uczucia!!!!!

Ostatnia szansa na poprawe.....

[Gość: Zsypek]

Przeczytaj teraz interpretacje Twoich odpowiedzi.


Ale najpierw: powtorz swoje zyczenie


Pierwsze pytanie odzwierciedla priorytety w Twoim
zyciu:


Krowa: oznacza KARIERE
Tygrys: oznacza HONOR, DUME
Owca: oznacza MILOSC
Kon: oznacza RODZINE
Swinia: oznacza PIENIADZE


Drugie pytanie:


Opis psa to TWOJA WLASNA OSOBOWOSC
Opis kota to OSOBOWOSC TWOJEGO PARTNERA
Opis szczura to OSOBOWOSC TWOJEGO WROGA
Opis kawy to OPIS TWOJEGO SEKSU
Opis morza to OPIS TWOJEGO WLASNEGO ZYCIA


Trzecie pytanie:


Zolty: ta osoba nigdy Cie nie zapomni
Pomaranczowy: ta osobe uwazasz za prawdziwego przyjaciela
Czerwony: ta osobe naprawde kochasz
Bialy: to pokrewna dusza
Zielony: ktos kogo bedziesz wspominac cale zycie


Wyslij tego maila przynajmniej do tylu osob ile wynosi Twoja ulubiona liczba, a
Twoje zyczenie spelni sie w tym dniu tygodnia, ktory jest Twoim ulubionym.


Ten test pochodzi od Dalaj Lamy w roku milenijnym.


Pomysl przez kilka chwil o tym co przeczytales.


Nie wyrzucaj tego do kosza, przeslij dalej w
przeciagu kilku dni.


Spotka Cie mila niespodzianka.


To prawda, nawet jesli w to nie wierzysz!!!!!!!
--------------------

To byl cytat z literatury spamowej z mojej skrzynki e-mail.

Zsypek co to stypendium od ministra dostales ?-)

[Gość: Dr.FröJD]

Over the course of the next week, I will give you some background data
concerning marketing on the Internet. The principles you are about to learn
are applicable to any Internet marketing activity. You will learn what
activities and costs are related to Internet marketing. You won’t have to do
everything personally, but you will benefit from an advisor who shows you how
or a service provider who can do it better for you than you can do it for
yourself.

So, here it is:

The Basic Marketing Strategy: From Zero to 1,000 Visitors a Day
© 2000 Viva Vita Inc.

An email course in five installments.

***************************** PAID ADVERTISEMENT *************************

This On-line business is incredible! Since using our cooperative advertising
wheel from February to May my income has increased from $4,700 to $15,000.
This is awesome!

I've never had it so easy in building my Internet Business and just think, I
was working as a registered nurse just a few short years ago only making $20/hr
and working 44 hours a week.

And the best part is I didn’t have to do all the things in the free marketing
course by myself. I had a mentor to help and guide me so I could avoid costly
mistakes and do everything the best and fastest way.
Sincerely,
Tracy S.
To get started: Go to: www.JHMHomeFree.com and order the first
package!

*********************END OF PAID ADVERTISEMENT *******************

Part 1 of 5

1. Get your site listed in major Search Engines and Directories

Search Engines are a very important factor concerning the traffic to your web
site. 90% of all Internet users utilize search engines and directories in
order to find something. But it may take some time until search engine
submissions "bite". So, you better start immediately to submit to them.

It may take from a couple of days to several weeks or month, before you will
see results. Some engines update their database more frequently then others.

The key point: If a visitor finds you via a Search Engine you have a huge
advantage: HE is looking for YOU. So, you are not trying to sell him
something, he is coming to you and wants information about your product. When
you call to talk to him, you are not calling him BACK, you are calling him UP.

How targeted can a visitor be? Well, he types in a keyword, related to your
product and the search engine finds you. He should be highly targeted, if you
have chosen your keywords wisely.

Once you are prominently listed with the major Search Engines and Directories,
you will see a continuous stream of highly targeted visitors dropping by your
site, giving you the opportunity to turn them into customers.

The major Search Engines and Directories are:

Yahoo Yahoo.com
LookSmart.com LookSmart.com
OpenDirectory dmoz.org
Excite Excite.com
Altavista Altavista.com
Lycos Lycos.com
Infoseek Infoseek.com
HotBot HotBot.com
WebCrawler WebCrawler.com
NorthernLight.com NorthernLight.com

It is important to realize that you will have to put special attention on the
way your site is listed on the Search Engines.

Consider the search engine listing as an advertisement. It is not only
important that your site comes up when a surfer keys in one of your keywords.
The surfer has to be teased to actually click on your listing and visit your
site.

The listing works as an ad. If your listing is a good ad, a high percentage
will actually click on it and visit your site.

So, you need to invest some time playing around with different wordings. You
have to show the surfer in a few words, what is in for him.

If you do a good job, you will be rewarded with thousands of free visitors.
And they will be targeted, eager to buy your product or service.

This lesson talked about how to get Internet users to FIND your site, including
the search engines with whom to register, the types of key words to use, and
the importance of the appearance and wording of your listing as an
advertisement. Recognize that it will take time as you try our alternatives
and evaluate the results.

The next part of the course will tell you how to get instant traffic to your
site. What you want are targeted visitors, overnight. So, watch for your next
installment of the Marketing Course.


Best Regards

Joseph Mccain and the folks from HomeEmployed.com

[_koziol_]

Gość portalu: Dr.FröJD napisał(a):

> Over the course of the next week, I will give you some background data
> concerning marketing on the Internet. The principles you are about to learn
> are applicable to any Internet marketing activity. You will learn what
> activities and costs are related to Internet marketing. You won’t have t
> o do
> everything personally, but you will benefit from an advisor who shows you how
> or a service provider who can do it better for you than you can do it for
> yourself.
>
> So, here it is:
>
> The Basic Marketing Strategy: From Zero to 1,000 Visitors a Day
> © 2000 Viva Vita Inc.
>
> An email course in five installments.
>
> ***************************** PAID ADVERTISEMENT *************************
>
> This On-line business is incredible! Since using our cooperative advertising
> wheel from February to May my income has increased from $4,700 to $15,000.
> This is awesome!
>
> I've never had it so easy in building my Internet Business and just think, I
> was working as a registered nurse just a few short years ago only making $20/hr
>
> and working 44 hours a week.
>
> And the best part is I didn’t have to do all the things in the free marke
> ting
> course by myself. I had a mentor to help and guide me so I could avoid costly
> mistakes and do everything the best and fastest way.
> Sincerely,
> Tracy S.
> To get started: Go to: <a href="http://www.JHMHomeFree.com">www.JHMHomeFre
> e.com</a> and order the first
> package!
>
> *********************END OF PAID ADVERTISEMENT *******************
>
> Part 1 of 5
>
> 1. Get your site listed in major Search Engines and Directories
>
> Search Engines are a very important factor concerning the traffic to your web
> site. 90% of all Internet users utilize search engines and directories in
> order to find something. But it may take some time until search engine
> submissions "bite". So, you better start immediately to submit to them.
>
> It may take from a couple of days to several weeks or month, before you will
> see results. Some engines update their database more frequently then others.
>
> The key point: If a visitor finds you via a Search Engine you have a huge
> advantage: HE is looking for YOU. So, you are not trying to sell him
> something, he is coming to you and wants information about your product. When
> you call to talk to him, you are not calling him BACK, you are calling him UP.
>
> How targeted can a visitor be? Well, he types in a keyword, related to your
> product and the search engine finds you. He should be highly targeted, if you
> have chosen your keywords wisely.
>
> Once you are prominently listed with the major Search Engines and Directories,
> you will see a continuous stream of highly targeted visitors dropping by your
> site, giving you the opportunity to turn them into customers.
>
> The major Search Engines and Directories are:
>
> Yahoo Yahoo.com
> LookSmart.com LookSmart.com
> OpenDirectory dmoz.org
> Excite Excite.com
> Altavista Altavista.com
> Lycos Lycos.com
> Infoseek Infoseek.com
> HotBot HotBot.com
> WebCrawler WebCrawler.com
> NorthernLight.com NorthernLight.com
>
> It is important to realize that you will have to put special attention on the
> way your site is listed on the Search Engines.
>
> Consider the search engine listing as an advertisement. It is not only
> important that your site comes up when a surfer keys in one of your keywords.
> The surfer has to be teased to actually click on your listing and visit your
> site.
>
> The listing works as an ad. If your listing is a good ad, a high percentage
> will actually click on it and visit your site.
>
> So, you need to invest some time playing around with different wordings. You
> have to show the surfer in a few words, what is in for him.
>
> If you do a good job, you will be rewarded with thousands of free visitors.
> And they will be targeted, eager to buy your product or service.
>
> This lesson talked about how to get Internet users to FIND your site, including
>
> the search engines with whom to register, the types of key words to use, and
> the importance of the appearance and wording of your listing as an
> advertisement. Recognize that it will take time as you try our alternatives
> and evaluate the results.
>
> The next part of the course will tell you how to get instant traffic to your
> site. What you want are targeted visitors, overnight. So, watch for your next
>
> installment of the Marketing Course.
>
>
> Best Regards
>
> Joseph Mccain and the folks from HomeEmployed.com
>

Ten test jest zupełni bezużyteczny dla człowieka z cywilizacji zachodniej... inne
pojęcia są przypisywane (o ile są wogóle) np. konkretnym zwierzętom itd.

Mądrości Buddystów są śmieszne!!!
JAkiż to jest prymityw

[_koziol_]

_koziol_ napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: Dr.FröJD napisał(a):
>
> > Over the course of the next week, I will give you some background data
> > concerning marketing on the Internet. The principles you are about to lea
> rn
> > are applicable to any Internet marketing activity. You will learn what
> > activities and costs are related to Internet marketing. You won’t h
> ave t
> > o do
> > everything personally, but you will benefit from an advisor who shows you
> how
> > or a service provider who can do it better for you than you can do it for
> > yourself.
> >
> > So, here it is:
> >
> > The Basic Marketing Strategy: From Zero to 1,000 Visitors a Day
> > © 2000 Viva Vita Inc.
> >
> > An email course in five installments.
> >
> > ***************************** PAID ADVERTISEMENT *************************
> >
> > This On-line business is incredible! Since using our cooperative advertis
> ing
> > wheel from February to May my income has increased from $4,700 to $15,000.
>
> > This is awesome!
> >
> > I've never had it so easy in building my Internet Business and just think,
> I
> > was working as a registered nurse just a few short years ago only making $
> 20/hr
> >
> > and working 44 hours a week.
> >
> > And the best part is I didn’t have to do all the things in the free
> marke
> > ting
> > course by myself. I had a mentor to help and guide me so I could avoid co
> stly
> > mistakes and do everything the best and fastest way.
> > Sincerely,
> > Tracy S.
> > To get started: Go to: <a href="http://www.JHMHomeFree.com">www
> .JHMHomeFre
> > e.com</a> and order the first
> > package!
> >
> > *********************END OF PAID ADVERTISEMENT *******************
> >
> > Part 1 of 5
> >
> > 1. Get your site listed in major Search Engines and Directories
> >
> > Search Engines are a very important factor concerning the traffic to your
> web
> > site. 90% of all Internet users utilize search engines and directories in
>
> > order to find something. But it may take some time until search engine
> > submissions "bite". So, you better start immediately to submit to them.
> >
> > It may take from a couple of days to several weeks or month, before you wi
> ll
> > see results. Some engines update their database more frequently then othe
> rs.
> >
> > The key point: If a visitor finds you via a Search Engine you have a huge
>
> > advantage: HE is looking for YOU. So, you are not trying to sell him
> > something, he is coming to you and wants information about your product.
> When
> > you call to talk to him, you are not calling him BACK, you are calling him
> UP.
> >
> > How targeted can a visitor be? Well, he types in a keyword, related to yo
> ur
> > product and the search engine finds you. He should be highly targeted, if
> you
> > have chosen your keywords wisely.
> >
> > Once you are prominently listed with the major Search Engines and Director
> ies,
> > you will see a continuous stream of highly targeted visitors dropping by y
> our
> > site, giving you the opportunity to turn them into customers.
> >
> > The major Search Engines and Directories are:
> >
> > Yahoo Yahoo.com
> > LookSmart.com LookSmart.com
> > OpenDirectory dmoz.org
> > Excite Excite.com
> > Altavista Altavista.com
> > Lycos Lycos.com
> > Infoseek Infoseek.com
> > HotBot HotBot.com
> > WebCrawler WebCrawler.com
> > NorthernLight.com NorthernLight.com
>
> >
> > It is important to realize that you will have to put special attention on
> the
> > way your site is listed on the Search Engines.
> >
> > Consider the search engine listing as an advertisement. It is not only
> > important that your site comes up when a surfer keys in one of your keywor
> ds.
> > The surfer has to be teased to actually click on your listing and visit yo
> ur
> > site.
> >
> > The listing works as an ad. If your listing is a good ad, a high percenta
> ge
> > will actually click on it and visit your site.
> >
> > So, you need to invest some time playing around with different wordings.
> You
> > have to show the surfer in a few words, what is in for him.
> >
> > If you do a good job, you will be rewarded with thousands of free visitors
> .
> > And they will be targeted, eager to buy your product or service.
> >
> > This lesson talked about how to get Internet users to FIND your site, incl
> uding
> >
> > the search engines with whom to register, the types of key words to use, a
> nd
> > the importance of the appearance and wording of your listing as an
> > advertisement. Recognize that it will take time as you try our alternativ
> es
> > and evaluate the results.
> >
> > The next part of the course will tell you how to get instant traffic to yo
> ur
> > site. What you want are targeted visitors, overnight. So, watch for your
> next
> >
> > installment of the Marketing Course.
> >
> >
> > Best Regards
> >
> > Joseph Mccain and the folks from HomeEmployed.com
> >
>
> Ten test jest zupełni bezużyteczny dla człowieka z cywilizacji zachodniej... in
> ne
> pojęcia są przypisywane (o ile są wogóle) np. konkretnym zwierzętom itd.
>
> Mądrości Buddystów są śmieszne!!!
> JAkiż to jest prymityw
>
sory to nie do ciebie

[Gość: Zsypek]

Panie doktorze, czy pan zalaczyl oferte w sprawie jak mam to stypendium
wydac? :)

Pan minister aktualnie rozdaje short-term scholarschips na dzialalnosc
artystyczna. Ale zauwazylem taka prawidlowosc ze stypendiami - moj kolega jest
teacher. Potrzebowal dofinansowania na wycieczke mlodziezy szkolnej w kwocie
2000 zl (Podziel mniej wiecej przez 4 zeby miec to w dolarach) na bilety do
muzeow. I musial napisac a big book z ideologicznym wyjasnieniem do czego sluza
muzea i jak wplywaja na rozwoj mlodziezy. Ja teraz musialem splodzic paper dla
pana ministra na 20 stron, zeby dostac 5000 zl netto. A kiedys wystartowalem do
wujka Sama po 7000 dolarow. Napisalem 3 strony i dostalem 6000 zielonych.

To mam do pana pytanie, doktorze. Od jakiej kwoty juz nic nie trzeba pisac,
zeby dostac kase?!!!!!

Bardzo prosze o odpowiedz. Sam pan rozumie, ze to nadzwyczaj wazna sprawa...

[_koziol_]

Gość portalu: Zsypek napisał(a):

> Ten test zawiera tylko cztery krotkie pytania, ale odpowiedzi na pewno Cie
> zaskocza.
>
> Nie oszukuj samego siebie tylko dlatego, ze jestes ciekawy odpowiedzi.
>
> Twoj umysl i Twoje uczucia sa jak spadochron:
>
> Najlepiej gdy sa otwarte.
>
> Ten test jest takze
> dobra zabawa, ale tylko wtedy gdy dokladnie przestrzegasz polecen.
>
> Nie oszukiwac !!!!!!
>
>
> POMYSL SOBIE ZYCZENIE ZANIM ZACZNIESZ!!!!!!
>
> Uwaga: Odpowiadaj na pytania w kolejnosci.
>
>
> To tylko cztery pytania i jesli przeczytasz je wczesniej, Twoje odpowiedzi nie
> beda szczere.
>
> Wez kartke i olowek i zapisuj swoje odpowiedzi.
>
> Bedziesz ich potem potrzebowac. To jest powazny test pytan i odpowiedzi, ktory
> powie Ci wiele prawdy o Tobie samym.
>
> Odpowiedz na pytania zgodnie ze swoimi uczuciami.
>
> Uporzadkuj nastepujacych piec zwierzat w wymyslonej przez siebie kolejnosci
> (tak jak Ci sie podoba!!!!). Zapisz to!!
>
> a. krowa
> b. tygrys
> c. owca
> d. kon
> e. swinia
>
> Dla kazdego z ponizszych slow dopisz jedno okreslenie, ktore pierwsze
> przychodzi Ci na mysl w zwiazku z nim (pierwsze skojarzenie - czasownik,
> rzeczownik, przymiotnik - cokolwiek np. kon - zly, biegnie)
>
> a. pies
> b. kot
> c. szczur
> d. kawa
> e. morze
>
> Pomysl o ludziach z ktorymi sie znasz i porownaj ich z nastepujacymi kolorami
> np. rozowy - Piotr (nie mozna porownac tej samej osoby do dwoch kolorow !!)
> a. zolty
> b. pomaranczowy
> c. czerwony
> d. bialy
> e. zielony
>
>
> Na koniec zapisz sobie Twoja ulubiona liczbe i
> Twoj ulubiony dzien tygodnia.
>
>
> Gotowe?
>
>
> Upewnij sie, ze Twoje odpowiedzi sa szczere i
> odzwierciedlaja Twoje
> PRAWDZIWE uczucia!!!!!
>
> Ostatnia szansa na poprawe.....

Ten test jest zupełni bezużyteczny dla człowieka z cywilizacji zachodniej... inne
pojęcia są przypisywane (o ile są wogóle) np. konkretnym zwierzętom itd.

Mądrości Buddystów są śmieszne!!!
JAkiż to jest prymityw

[Gość: Zsypek]

Ja sie z panem zgadzam, panie/pani Koziol. Co prawda, z tego testu mi wyszlo,
ze sex jest dobry (z czym sie absolutnie zgadzam), ale wyszlo tez, ze moje
zycie szumi. A z tym sie nie zgadzam. Moje zycie w zadnym wypadku nie szumi, a
ja nie jestem zly (tez wynik testu).

Ten test otrzymalem jako literature spamowa do mojej skrzynki e-mail, razem z
zalacznikiem z pogrozkami, ze jak nie podam dalej, to sie moje marzenie nie
spelni. I teraz ja pana BARDZO PROSZE, przeczytaj pan ten tekst 17 razy, to mi
sie marzenie spelni we czwartek.

:))))