Gość: Frida
IP: *.fornfyndet.se
14.12.04, 11:06
Well worth thinking about!
There will be no nursing home in my future...
When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on... a Princess Cruise Ship.
The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day they say. I have checked
on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior
discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:
1.. Gratuities, which will only be $10 per day.
2.. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the
restaurant, or I can have room service (which means breakfast in bed
everyday of the week).
3.. Princess ships have as many as three swimming pools, a
workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night.
4.. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and
shampoo.
5.. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An
extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help
you.
6.. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.
7.. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the
mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for
your
inconvenience.
8.. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have
to ask for them.
9.. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on
Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will
upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
Now hold on for the best!
10.. Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti,
Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go?
Princess will have a ship ready to go.
So don't look for me in a nursing home.
Just call shore to ship.
P.S. And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the
side at no charge.
