wow, sexual language..

[klaryska]

Dear everybody.
I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.

[hajto]

Chymychynostoxyfopootrocken

Tylko WILLY

[Gość: k]

hajto napisał:

> Chymychynostoxyfopootrocken

[Gość: carol]

PENIS

[Gość: Prezes]

klaryska napisała:

> Dear everybody.
> I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that
one, which you can use
> for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I
dont mean any invented
> word, not any biological terms but normal word use in
language.

So, what is wrong with penis ? :-)

[Gość: Meg]

You can call; "brother" is not vulgar and everyone know what does it mean

[peter09]

klaryska napisała:

> Dear everybody.
> I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
> for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
> word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.


What about using the word prick or knob?

[Gość: Pianist]

Prick is a little bit ancient and... British. There's nothing wrong with knob,
but believe me, I've been reading English erotica for a considerably long time
and none of the occurences of "knob" reffered to male reproductive organs.
Why don't you try "member" (it is a bit medical and literary but non-
vulgar), "woody", "weiner" (childish), "tool", "hose", "snake", "swinging
death" (well these are too humorous).

[Gość: jr]

the most popular is dick (not very romantic), but you can make all your own
names if it is between you and your partner

[Gość: Artur]

You can use non vulgar words like: wistle, wili,

[klaryska]

yes but wili is not a slang word?

[Gość: Prezes]

klaryska napisała:

> yes but wili is not a slang word?

to a certain extent, but it is widely understood.
I will repeat my question: what is wrong with penis ?
Why don't you like it ? ;-)

[Gość: makro]

Because she thinks in polish and that`s sounds too medical

[maggie7]

Prezes, you again :) I am sure she means other "nice" words for penis... Let's
see... dickey maybe? Or johnson... Well, I can't think of more. Most of them
are not that nice. ;) Anyway, klaryska, as someone's already said here, make up
your own :)

[Gość: Cytryn]

Im think thats "pyton" is OK;)

[Gość: pandee]

ummm...lemme think. Dick? Willy? Thing? Big Brother? devil? member?
But actually, invent something yourself if it's your boyfriend's :)

[Gość: steve]

Have you tried: ORGAN?

[klaryska]

O.k I just wonder, what is the real name not slang, not vulgar..just for my
knowlegle. And to know when my hausband have a fun at me, I cant trust him in
such a subject at all.!!!.Penis it fact this is a word, known word, maybe not
biological..but can you inagine, a nice night climite and this word.Penis, as a
word is similar to a tank which cut all what about intime I would like to know.
Of course that it is my polish source influences q. much.
PS I really appreciate this forum I hope to find a help in development of my
English- you cant imagine how terrible is sometime in disscusion with my
hausband, not to say what I want. for example
how to say - 'nie zalezy mi zupelnie co zrobisz, jednak musisz wiedziec ze to
wplynie na moj stosunek do Ciebie' or 'zwisa mi co On sobie pomysli'
PS as you see I am not a nice wife so I really have to develop my English.

[Gość: Dr Lickter]

Hi Clarice,

You wrote:

> how to say - 'nie zalezy mi zupelnie co zrobisz, jednak musisz wiedziec ze to
> wplynie na moj stosunek do Ciebie'

"I don't care what you do, however you must be aware that it will affect my
relation to you"

> or 'zwisa mi co On sobie pomysli'

"I just couldn't care less what he thinks" or "I don't care a bit what he
thinks"

[Gość: wacko jacko]

'nie zalezy mi zupelnie co zrobisz, jednak musisz wiedziec ze to wplynie na moj
stosunek do Ciebie'
It does not depend to me at all what you will do, but you have to know it will
not swim on my intercourse to you. Or ====>
I don't give a flying fuck what you do, but one way or another you're fucked.

'zwisa mi co On sobie pomysli'
It hangs to me what he will think. Or====>
I don't give a flying fuck what he thinks.

As you can see "flying fuck" comes in handy. In the situation. But it's not
pretty.

I call mine Mr. Winnie

[Gość: Prezes]

klaryska napisała:

> O.k I just wonder, what is the real name not slang, not vulgar..just for my
> knowlegle.

Penis is not slang nor is it vulgar. It can be printed in a newspaper
and it will not be bleeped out on TV.

>And to know when my hausband have a fun at me, I cant trust him in
> such a subject at all.!!!.Penis it fact this is a word, known word, maybe not
> biological..but can you inagine, a nice night climite and this word.Penis, as a
>
> word is similar to a tank which cut all what about intime I would like to know
> .
> Of course that it is my polish source influences q. much.
> PS I really appreciate this forum I hope to find a help in development of my
> English- you cant imagine how terrible is sometime in disscusion with my
> hausband, not to say what I want. for example
> how to say - 'nie zalezy mi zupelnie co zrobisz, jednak musisz wiedziec ze to
> wplynie na moj stosunek do Ciebie' or 'zwisa mi co On sobie pomysli'

I don't care what you would do, but you need to realize that it will affect our relationship.

I don't give a rat's ass, what he would think.

> PS as you see I am not a nice wife so I really have to develop my English.

I can see that. I really like "housband". Does it have any subconscious meaning ?
I bet Dr. Freud would have something to say about it.

[maggie7]

"housband" is interesting... right, what would Dr. Freud say? ;o)

[Gość: Rachele]

I suppose there is the only and last English subject you have to improve
looking for the names of:cock,prick,dork,pecker,stick,meat,ding-
dong,wang,shlong,bone,rod,tool,joystick,John Thomas,Mr.Happy,schmuck,big
dady,hammer,peter.....

[Gość: Dr Pecker]

where's 'tadger' or 'todger' on this list? always good for a laugh. 'pecker'?
Maybe not. 'Cock' will never go out of style.

Maybe 'trumpet', of post-coital use - "I've got a snotty trumpet"

Why not have a look at Roger's Profanisaurus at www.viz.co.uk. for some really
daft stuff.

[kaiston]

Willy, friend, sausage.....:-)))) His eel, your cave :-))) dick I suppose is
too strong but on the fine line huh?

[Gość: awat]

I think, the most inoffensive name for that thing is "Willy"; some people spell
it "Willie".

[Gość: Fela]

klaryska napisała:

> Dear everybody.
> I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
> for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
> word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.

Fut is very popular.

[Gość: Bert]

Lad? Affectionate british slang use. E.g."I'm going to
the clinic this afternoon, my lad's not been right after
that shag with your sister."

Beast from tha east

[Gość: Ali G]

Me iz very pleased dat there iz a topic like that.
Me personally would say BEAST. It iz very popular in Britain nowadayz.
Respect and peace
Aiiiiiiiiii

In the us they say JOHNSON(or maybe jonson, i dunno ).
Whateva... i like it.
Bigup
4 example "My johnson dont work" (its not correct, i know:)

da beest

[Gość: Yorick]

boner...
and i advise listening to a song by Monty Python - they invented or collected a
thousand names for penis. i also recommend reading some limericks where you can
find lots of slightly jocular expressions - i particularly like 'tool'.
'wili' - what's that?
'organ' - in 'monkey island II' a gorilla musician was arrested for 'grinding
his organ in public'...
regards,

[Gość: Ronek]

Girls in the USA used to call my penis: Polska Kielbasa... (Polish Sausage).
It really turned them on. I wish the American girls look better... I hated to
see their horse-like teeth around my kielbasa.

sausage

[Gość: hub]

Gość portalu: Ronek napisał(a):

> Girls in the USA used to call my penis: Polska Kielbasa... (Polish Sausage).
> It really turned them on. I wish the American girls look better... I hated to
> see their horse-like teeth around my kielbasa.

Ronek!!
I had similar experience in US. I was working in student’s cafeteria as
a “grill boy”, And I had to grill polish kielbasa, so I couldn't help myself to
not to say to the girl approaching me:
"Would you like to try my polish sausage?"

I totally agree about American girls beauty

[glimmung]

Gość portalu: Yorick napisał(a):

> boner...
Yes, but 'boner' means _erected_ penis.
regards
Glimmung

[Gość: JarJar]

Try in latin: fallus

This one's debest

[jadro]

Why dont'ya use "wacek" (laa-sek) where "l" is crossed. This is debest.

[ryboss]

Penis song
by Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

[Gość: ass+pole]

that's funny.

[Gość: hub]

klaryska napisała:

> Dear everybody.
> I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
> for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
> word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.


maybe CHAMPION

[Gość: Oka]

Cock.

[Gość: szpok]

To solve a problem.Try a chuj read as a czuj.

[Gość: Dr Pecker]

There's noting wrong with 'cock'. In fact, it's the best. "Wiener" and Mr
Happy and all taht bollocks - forget it. Cock's were it's at.

[Gość: ybul]

cock ,dick , red rocket, monkey in "spankin' monkey" , also I heard - "raw
meat", spear - "polish my spear!" - in polish "chapsnij dzidke!"

[nafka]

klaryska napisała:

> Dear everybody.
> I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
> for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
> word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.

And what about "pussy" synonyms?
pzdr

[Gość: kjg]

po polsu to bedzie :dzida lacha pyta kon chuj itp