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wow, sexual language..

29.07.02, 16:06
Dear everybody.
I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.
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    • hajto Re: wow, sexual language.. 29.07.02, 17:18
      Chymychynostoxyfopootrocken
      • Gość: k Tylko WILLY IP: *.dip.t-dialin.net 09.07.03, 15:35
        hajto napisał:

        > Chymychynostoxyfopootrocken
    • Gość: carol Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.client.attbi.com 29.07.02, 19:04
      PENIS
    • Gość: Prezes Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.ces.clemson.edu 29.07.02, 20:00
      klaryska napisała:

      > Dear everybody.
      > I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that
      one, which you can use
      > for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I
      dont mean any invented
      > word, not any biological terms but normal word use in
      language.

      So, what is wrong with penis ? :-)

      • Gość: Meg Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.bazyliszek.k5.pl / 192.168.0.* 08.07.03, 22:10
        You can call; "brother" is not vulgar and everyone know what does it mean
    • peter09 Re: wow, sexual language.. 30.07.02, 00:15
      klaryska napisała:

      > Dear everybody.
      > I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
      > for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
      > word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.


      What about using the word prick or knob?
      • Gość: Pianist Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: 213.77.27.* 31.07.02, 16:18
        Prick is a little bit ancient and... British. There's nothing wrong with knob,
        but believe me, I've been reading English erotica for a considerably long time
        and none of the occurences of "knob" reffered to male reproductive organs.
        Why don't you try "member" (it is a bit medical and literary but non-
        vulgar), "woody", "weiner" (childish), "tool", "hose", "snake", "swinging
        death" (well these are too humorous).
    • Gość: jr Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: 203.129.132.* 30.07.02, 05:11
      the most popular is dick (not very romantic), but you can make all your own
      names if it is between you and your partner
    • Gość: Artur Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: 5.2.1D* / *.awalnet.net 30.07.02, 09:22


      You can use non vulgar words like: wistle, wili,
      • klaryska Re: wow, sexual language.. 30.07.02, 20:52
        yes but wili is not a slang word?
        • Gość: Prezes Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.ces.clemson.edu 30.07.02, 21:02
          klaryska napisała:

          > yes but wili is not a slang word?

          to a certain extent, but it is widely understood.
          I will repeat my question: what is wrong with penis ?
          Why don't you like it ? ;-)
          • Gość: makro Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.acn.pl / 10.128.131.* 30.07.02, 22:58
            Because she thinks in polish and that`s sounds too medical
          • maggie7 Re: wow, sexual language.. 31.07.02, 05:08
            Prezes, you again :) I am sure she means other "nice" words for penis... Let's
            see... dickey maybe? Or johnson... Well, I can't think of more. Most of them
            are not that nice. ;) Anyway, klaryska, as someone's already said here, make up
            your own :)
      • Gość: Cytryn Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.katowice.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 12.11.02, 21:41
        Im think thats "pyton" is OK;)
    • Gość: pandee Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: 80.48.73.* 31.07.02, 09:18
      ummm...lemme think. Dick? Willy? Thing? Big Brother? devil? member?
      But actually, invent something yourself if it's your boyfriend's :)
      • Gość: steve Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: 24.194.70.* 31.07.02, 21:26
        Have you tried: ORGAN?
        • klaryska Re: wow, sexual language.. 01.08.02, 22:12
          O.k I just wonder, what is the real name not slang, not vulgar..just for my
          knowlegle. And to know when my hausband have a fun at me, I cant trust him in
          such a subject at all.!!!.Penis it fact this is a word, known word, maybe not
          biological..but can you inagine, a nice night climite and this word.Penis, as a
          word is similar to a tank which cut all what about intime I would like to know.
          Of course that it is my polish source influences q. much.
          PS I really appreciate this forum I hope to find a help in development of my
          English- you cant imagine how terrible is sometime in disscusion with my
          hausband, not to say what I want. for example
          how to say - 'nie zalezy mi zupelnie co zrobisz, jednak musisz wiedziec ze to
          wplynie na moj stosunek do Ciebie' or 'zwisa mi co On sobie pomysli'
          PS as you see I am not a nice wife so I really have to develop my English.
          • Gość: Dr Lickter Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: 213.77.27.* 02.08.02, 16:12
            Hi Clarice,

            You wrote:

            > how to say - 'nie zalezy mi zupelnie co zrobisz, jednak musisz wiedziec ze to
            > wplynie na moj stosunek do Ciebie'

            "I don't care what you do, however you must be aware that it will affect my
            relation to you"

            > or 'zwisa mi co On sobie pomysli'

            "I just couldn't care less what he thinks" or "I don't care a bit what he
            thinks"

            • Gość: wacko jacko Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.nyc.rr.com 29.09.02, 00:09
              'nie zalezy mi zupelnie co zrobisz, jednak musisz wiedziec ze to wplynie na moj
              stosunek do Ciebie'
              It does not depend to me at all what you will do, but you have to know it will
              not swim on my intercourse to you. Or ====>
              I don't give a flying fuck what you do, but one way or another you're fucked.

              'zwisa mi co On sobie pomysli'
              It hangs to me what he will think. Or====>
              I don't give a flying fuck what he thinks.

              As you can see "flying fuck" comes in handy. In the situation. But it's not
              pretty.

              I call mine Mr. Winnie
          • Gość: Prezes Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.ces.clemson.edu 02.08.02, 19:09
            klaryska napisała:

            > O.k I just wonder, what is the real name not slang, not vulgar..just for my
            > knowlegle.

            Penis is not slang nor is it vulgar. It can be printed in a newspaper
            and it will not be bleeped out on TV.

            >And to know when my hausband have a fun at me, I cant trust him in
            > such a subject at all.!!!.Penis it fact this is a word, known word, maybe not
            > biological..but can you inagine, a nice night climite and this word.Penis, as a
            >
            > word is similar to a tank which cut all what about intime I would like to know
            > .
            > Of course that it is my polish source influences q. much.
            > PS I really appreciate this forum I hope to find a help in development of my
            > English- you cant imagine how terrible is sometime in disscusion with my
            > hausband, not to say what I want. for example
            > how to say - 'nie zalezy mi zupelnie co zrobisz, jednak musisz wiedziec ze to
            > wplynie na moj stosunek do Ciebie' or 'zwisa mi co On sobie pomysli'

            I don't care what you would do, but you need to realize that it will affect our relationship.

            I don't give a rat's ass, what he would think.

            > PS as you see I am not a nice wife so I really have to develop my English.

            I can see that. I really like "housband". Does it have any subconscious meaning ?
            I bet Dr. Freud would have something to say about it.

            • maggie7 Re: wow, sexual language.. 03.08.02, 01:25
              "housband" is interesting... right, what would Dr. Freud say? ;o)
          • Gość: Rachele Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com 03.08.02, 14:09
            I suppose there is the only and last English subject you have to improve
            looking for the names of:cock,prick,dork,pecker,stick,meat,ding-
            dong,wang,shlong,bone,rod,tool,joystick,John Thomas,Mr.Happy,schmuck,big
            dady,hammer,peter.....
            • Gość: Dr Pecker Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.poznan.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 28.09.02, 23:44
              where's 'tadger' or 'todger' on this list? always good for a laugh. 'pecker'?
              Maybe not. 'Cock' will never go out of style.

              Maybe 'trumpet', of post-coital use - "I've got a snotty trumpet"

              Why not have a look at Roger's Profanisaurus at www.viz.co.uk. for some really
              daft stuff.



    • kaiston Re: wow, sexual language.. 02.08.02, 14:06
      Willy, friend, sausage.....:-)))) His eel, your cave :-))) dick I suppose is
      too strong but on the fine line huh?
    • Gość: awat Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: 212.106.158.* 02.08.02, 19:17
      I think, the most inoffensive name for that thing is "Willy"; some people spell
      it "Willie".
    • Gość: Fela Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.proxy.aol.com 03.08.02, 02:20
      klaryska napisała:

      > Dear everybody.
      > I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
      > for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
      > word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.

      Fut is very popular.
    • Gość: Bert Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.214.96.21.Dial1.Boston1.Level3.net 03.08.02, 03:26
      Lad? Affectionate british slang use. E.g."I'm going to
      the clinic this afternoon, my lad's not been right after
      that shag with your sister."
    • Gość: Ali G Beast from tha east IP: *.radio.com.pl 03.08.02, 13:05
      Me iz very pleased dat there iz a topic like that.
      Me personally would say BEAST. It iz very popular in Britain nowadayz.
      Respect and peace
      Aiiiiiiiiii

      In the us they say JOHNSON(or maybe jonson, i dunno ).
      Whateva... i like it.
      Bigup
      4 example "My johnson dont work" (its not correct, i know:)




      • Gość: Yorick da beest IP: *.olsztyn.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 10.08.02, 18:40
        boner...
        and i advise listening to a song by Monty Python - they invented or collected a
        thousand names for penis. i also recommend reading some limericks where you can
        find lots of slightly jocular expressions - i particularly like 'tool'.
        'wili' - what's that?
        'organ' - in 'monkey island II' a gorilla musician was arrested for 'grinding
        his organ in public'...
        regards,
        • Gość: Ronek Re: da beest IP: *.qld.bigpond.net.au 13.08.02, 10:29
          Girls in the USA used to call my penis: Polska Kielbasa... (Polish Sausage).
          It really turned them on. I wish the American girls look better... I hated to
          see their horse-like teeth around my kielbasa.
          • Gość: hub sausage IP: *.zgora.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 29.09.02, 00:48
            Gość portalu: Ronek napisał(a):

            > Girls in the USA used to call my penis: Polska Kielbasa... (Polish Sausage).
            > It really turned them on. I wish the American girls look better... I hated to
            > see their horse-like teeth around my kielbasa.

            Ronek!!
            I had similar experience in US. I was working in student’s cafeteria as
            a “grill boy”, And I had to grill polish kielbasa, so I couldn't help myself to
            not to say to the girl approaching me:
            "Would you like to try my polish sausage?"

            I totally agree about American girls beauty

        • glimmung Re: da beest 09.07.03, 15:41
          Gość portalu: Yorick napisał(a):

          > boner...
          Yes, but 'boner' means _erected_ penis.
          regards
          Glimmung
    • Gość: JarJar Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.acn.waw.pl 17.08.02, 01:57
      Try in latin: fallus
    • jadro This one's debest 17.08.02, 09:37
      Why dont'ya use "wacek" (laa-sek) where "l" is crossed. This is debest.
    • ryboss Re: wow, sexual language.. 22.08.02, 08:38
      Penis song
      by Monty Python

      Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
      Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
      It's swell to have a stiffy.
      It's divine to own a dick,
      From the tiniest little tadger
      To the world's biggest prick.
      So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
      Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
      Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
      Your Percy, or your cock.
      You can wrap it up in ribbons.
      You can slip it in your sock,
      But don't take it out in public,
      Or they will stick you in the dock,
      And you won't come back.




      • Gość: ass+pole Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.peaknet.net 23.08.02, 00:05
        that's funny.
    • Gość: hub Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.zgora.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 29.09.02, 01:15
      klaryska napisała:

      > Dear everybody.
      > I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
      > for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
      > word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.


      maybe CHAMPION
      • Gość: Oka Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.17.79.204.lifespan.org 21.10.02, 23:53
        Cock.
        • Gość: szpok Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.tnt44.mia5.da.uu.net 22.10.02, 22:40
          To solve a problem.Try a chuj read as a czuj.
          • Gość: Dr Pecker Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.icpnet.pl / *.icpnet.pl 25.10.02, 19:50
            There's noting wrong with 'cock'. In fact, it's the best. "Wiener" and Mr
            Happy and all taht bollocks - forget it. Cock's were it's at.
    • Gość: ybul Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.plock.sdi.tpnet.pl 03.07.03, 18:46
      cock ,dick , red rocket, monkey in "spankin' monkey" , also I heard - "raw
      meat", spear - "polish my spear!" - in polish "chapsnij dzidke!"
    • nafka Re: wow, sexual language.. 07.07.03, 00:42
      klaryska napisała:

      > Dear everybody.
      > I am looking for not vulgar name of penis. Just that one, which you can use
      > for example in conversation with your boy -friend. I dont mean any invented
      > word, not any biological terms but normal word use in language.

      And what about "pussy" synonyms?
      pzdr
      • Gość: kjg Re: wow, sexual language.. IP: *.com.pl 15.07.03, 15:42
        po polsu to bedzie :dzida lacha pyta kon chuj itp

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