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Sex tip # 1

IP: *.hfx.eastlink.ca 08.12.02, 19:59
The closet. Closet sex works best for a quickie. "After all, it's not the
kind of place you want to linger in," says Louanne Cole Weston, Ph.D., a
Sacramento, California, sex therapist. That means pick your timing: When
you're both too horny even to find your way upstairs, take her behind the
nearest closed door, pull down her pants, and have standing rear-entry sex
(it's the surest route to orgasm when there's not enough space to lie down).
For an added degree of thrill, do it while there are guests over--keep one
hand on the doorknob to prevent intruders and use the other to reach around
and finger her clitoris as you thrust.(

(Xmas is coming soon !)
Cheeres,
brum_brum


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    • Gość: mishy oops wrong address IP: webcacheH* / *.cheetah.dialup.pol.co.uk 08.12.02, 22:41
      try the wife-swaping or swingers.com or maybe it's time to get in a closet
      yourself to get your clitoris attended to as well?
      • Gość: brum_brum Re: Hello my little friend : IP: *.hfx.eastlink.ca 09.12.02, 00:49
        Ho! Ho! Ho !.
        It made me so happy to find your advice among all the others I received today
        from the internet.I just love to get letters in the mail !.
        Remember to try be good, and carry the magic of the sex....with you all year
        long.

        Love Santa
        North Pole,
        H0H 0H0

        Gość portalu: mishy napisał(a):

        > try the wife-swaping or swingers.com or maybe it's time to get in a closet
        > yourself to get your clitoris attended to as well?
        • Gość: mishy cold and lonely.. IP: webcacheH* / *.chameleon.dialup.pol.co.uk 09.12.02, 02:08
          out there, Santa?

          Top 10 Reasons He Doesn?t Call

          www.match.com/matchscene/article.asp?TrackingID=505340&BannerID=521513&ArticleID=85

          ring ring leave the keyboard now before it's toooo late
          • Gość: brum_brum Re: cold and lonely.. IP: *.hfx.eastlink.ca 09.12.02, 02:21
            wow, you must be very bright.....etc.etc.? just kidding....etc.etc.?

            Gość portalu: mishy napisał(a):

            > out there, Santa?
            >
            > Top 10 Reasons He Doesn?t Call
            >
            > <a href="www.match.com/matchscene/article.asp?
            TrackingID=505340&BannerID
            > =521513&ArticleID=85"target="_blank">www.match.com/matchscene/article.asp?
            Track
            > ingID=505340&BannerID=521513&ArticleID=85</a>
            >
            > ring ring leave the keyboard now before it's toooo late
            • Gość: mishy g'nite darling IP: webcacheH* / *.cougar.dialup.pol.co.uk 09.12.02, 03:30
              give Mummy & Daddy a kiss, take ya teddy upstairs and.....

              ...

              ...

              ...

              ...

              ...

              sweet dreams...

              ..I only haunt little chickens, right, little sis?
              • Gość: chickenShorts Re: darling-hunters in the snow... IP: *.abo.wanadoo.fr 09.12.02, 09:56
                Hi, trolls!

                'brum_brum' being an onomatopeic word describing the sound you make, while
                traveling around on your broom, brum_brum?

                How was the 'cock in wine', my blonde? Or are you a man, today? In that case:
                www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,839745,00.html
                G.Greer
                • Gość: brum_brum Re: What a great test.... IP: *.hfx.eastlink.ca 09.12.02, 20:42
                  Firstly, I am sure that you guys are too serious here !.
                  Secondly, would you respond to this silly Sex tip # 1 or rather do somethning
                  more important accordingly to your professions ?. (Maybe you both fit in here)

                  Population Surveys
                  Over the past two decades, the understanding of the incidence and prevalence of
                  mental disorders has grown with the completion of a number of epidemiological
                  studies in England. Using structured interviews based on diagnostic criteria
                  for mental disorders, studies have assessed randomly sampled individuals for
                  current and previous psychiatric symptoms. Researchers have then used the
                  results to estimate the prevalence rates of mental disorders in the general
                  population, and to examine factors that influence the development of mental
                  disorders. Although the data show some variability due to differing assessment
                  tools or methods, the various studies have produced generally similar results.
                  The following summarizes the sources of information cited in this document.....

                  BTW c.d.n. :))))
                  • Gość: chickenShorts Re: What a great test.... IP: *.abo.wanadoo.fr 09.12.02, 23:04
                    Gość portalu: brum_brum napisał(a):
                    > Firstly, I am sure that you guys are too serious here !.<

                    Oh, you are entitled to hold your opinion... And even to express it here!...
                    Indeed, it may appear serious - I can see the problem - but only when measured
                    against your standards of humour.

                    > Secondly, would you respond to this silly Sex tip # 1 or rather do somethning
                    > more important accordingly to your professions ?. (Maybe you both fit in here)

                    How do you expect me to respond to it? By saying, hilarious? Hilarious!
                    Happy?

                    > Population Surveys
                    > Over the past two decades, the understanding of the incidence and prevalence
                    of
                    >
                    > mental disorders has grown with the completion of a number of epidemiological
                    > studies in England. Using structured interviews based on diagnostic criteria
                    > for mental disorders, studies have assessed randomly sampled individuals for
                    > current and previous psychiatric symptoms. Researchers have then used the
                    > results to estimate the prevalence rates of mental disorders in the general
                    > population, and to examine factors that influence the development of mental
                    > disorders. Although the data show some variability due to differing
                    assessment
                    > tools or methods, the various studies have produced generally similar
                    results.
                    > The following summarizes the sources of information cited in this
                    document.....
                    >
                    > BTW c.d.n. :))))

                    Lot of typing. Was it worth it, you reckon?
                    • Gość: brum_brum Re: Just wondering ? IP: *.hfx.eastlink.ca 10.12.02, 18:15
                      do y like an art ?
                      www.artcult.com/mal.html
                      I would like to wish y a happy xmas shopping !.

                      P.S. You never know that I might know you !. (small world)
                • Gość: mishy wine IP: webcacheH* / *.chameleon.dialup.pol.co.uk 17.12.02, 14:06
                  exquisite
                  meat old and chewy, oh my, this bird still here?

                  Oh my insanity, I thought I've had it on a grill few chapters earlier?
                • Gość: mishy G.Greer IP: webcacheH* / *.chameleon.dialup.pol.co.uk 17.12.02, 14:35
                  a few valid points, however most of the statements might sound vaguely
                  true if one substituted "woman" for a "man", too.
                  Makes for a good reading although I will investigate :
                  -what does the writer look like?
                  -how old is she?
                  -failed marriages/relationships?
                  -miscarriages/barren?
                  - a "daughter-of-a-bitch" syndrome?
                  (my mummy didn't love me and daddy was screwing around)

                  "mostly heterosexual?"
                  interesting.

                  Have you actually read it yourself, birdie?
                  • Gość: brum_brum Re: G.Greer IP: *.hfx.eastlink.ca 17.12.02, 19:11
                    Hi,

                    Usually kids say the darndest things, don't y think so ?.
                    Unfortunetly, I am a married woman ( a little shy)...I was born..bla.bla.bla

                    Also, I am hopping that you are not looking for a partner ?, if so, y gonna be
                    surprised, my dearest mishy.

                    P.S. Do y still remember the guys named : "The Sherlock Holmes" Kodjak or James
                    Bond .... I am sure that these guys could help y out in this "investigations"
                    Ha.ha.ha.hilarious....any way I am wishing you a very happy Holiday and many
                    blessings in the New Year 2003.

                    a wish y

                    ość portalu: mishy napisał(a):

                    > a few valid points, however most of the statements might sound vaguely
                    > true if one substituted "woman" for a "man", too.
                    > Makes for a good reading although I will investigate :
                    > -what does the writer look like?
                    > -how old is she?
                    > -failed marriages/relationships?
                    > -miscarriages/barren?
                    > - a "daughter-of-a-bitch" syndrome?
                    > (my mummy didn't love me and daddy was screwing around)
                    >
                    > "mostly heterosexual?"
                    > interesting.
                    >
                    > Have you actually read it yourself, birdie?
                    • Gość: chickenShorts Re: G.Greer IP: *.abo.wanadoo.fr 17.12.02, 19:43
                      brum_brum, you should cut down on your booze intake!
                      After Christmas, of course.
                      (enjoy your 'closet sex'!)
                      • Gość: brum_brum Re: G.Greer IP: *.hfx.eastlink.ca 17.12.02, 21:10
                        ha.ha.ha...me pijaczka..boozerka. that's funny !.
                        About my pleasure, I am gonna to have a fun, jealous...

                        Gość portalu: chickenShorts napisał(a):

                        > brum_brum, you should cut down on your booze intake!
                        > After Christmas, of course.
                        > (enjoy your 'closet sex'!)
                    • Gość: mishy Dear Broomstick, IP: proxy / *.chameleon.dialup.pol.co.uk 18.12.02, 15:58
                      You've missed the point, my dear child.
                      I was referring here to Bird's previous post.
                      The link to G.Greer's article in Guardian which you didn't care to read
                      obviously.
                      Good luck in your marriage and stick to your French "tips."

                      Regards

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