Funny signs, etc

[Gość: justa]

Have you come across any funny signs, notices ,ads, etc, where English is
too awkward, misused or a message ambiguous? If you have, please , share
them with me as I desperately need some. I'll give you some examples.
In a Japanese hotel : " You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid"
In a Rome laundry : " Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
afternoon having a good time."
At the zoo : " Please do not feed animals. If you have any suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty."

Thank you in advance

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Today I saw two attractive girls with a placard reading:
"WE SHAVE OUR PUBIC HAIR.
READ OUR LIPS: NO MORE BUSH!"

[Gość: Mr Ditt]

Hi, I saw this collection once, it is also published at
www.angielski.edu.pl in HUMOR->POMYLKI PO ANGIELSKU section (there are
some more as well)

[Gość: justa]

Thanks a lot :)