Halloween w pelni

[Gość: eeeee]

j.w.

[Gość: ginger]

Yes of course,z tego powodu wspominalismy polonie hehe,
na patio zrobilismy sobie grilla (18 C),
nawet pogoda sprzyja tym co zostali hehe

[lulu13]

widac na powyzszym poscie ,bo takie hooje z Polski strasza na forum
Polonia!! to duchy tych co nie dostali wizy wjazdowej do USA,ehehehhehe !!

[Gość: ginger]

Lulek , nie strasz po watkach bo tylko smrod
parafiny roznosisz knocie nie dopalony hehe

Hallowmas

[bonobo44]

President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell
sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real
honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 24 million
Iraqis this time and one blonde sex-bomb with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a
blonde with big tits?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry
about the 24 million Iraqis!"

****************
A young retarded came to the doctor:
Doctor I would like to get a new brain.
Would you transplanted me suitable one.

OK, answered the doctor, we have full assortment.
Here is the Russian brain - it costs $10000,
here is the Polish one - it costs $100000
and here is the brain of American - it costs $1000000.

A million bucks, why? - exclaimed the pacient.

It's brand-new, completely unused answered the doctor.

****************
Bush took Rumsfeld and Powell for the short Halloween holiday in Nebrasca.

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Washington to Lincoln, the captain of Air
Force One announced, "ladies and gentlemen, one of our engine has failed. There
is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled,
but we still have three engines left"

Twenty minutes later the captain announced "one more engine has failed and the
flight will take an additional two hours. But dont worry...we can fly just fine
on two engines"

An hour later the captain announced "one more engine has failed and our arrival
will be delayed another three hours. But dont worry we still have one engine
left"

Bush turned to Rumsfeld and Powell sitting in the comfortable seats behind the
table with the Halloween decoration in the middle of it and remarked "if we
lose one more engine we will be up here until the Hallowmas!"

****************
As the result of the previous adventure, Powell, Rumsfeld and Bush wound up
together at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have
to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed Rumsfeld and asked, "What was the name of the country you
had attacked in 2003?" Rumsfeld answered quickly, "Iraq." St. Peter let him
through the gate.

St. Peter turned to Powell and decided to make the question a little
harder, "How many innocent women and children died then?" "About 1,000."
answered Powell, "at least officially." "That's possibly you may believe this!
You may enter."

St. Peter then turned to Bush. "Name them."

uwaga !!! strasza !!! na Forum

[lulu13]

duchy bylych ORMOwcow i ZOMOwcow i SBekow poleglych w obronie
socjalistycznej ojczyzny,mimo ze minelo ponad 10 lat od wprowadzenia nowego
systemu i ustroju,nadal pogrobowcy socjalizmu pokutuja zwlaszcza w
wypowiedziach na postach tych co nadaja z Polski.

[Gość: ginger]

No i szedlem juz spac,a tu zasmierdzialo cos,patrze na ekran
a tu knotek niedopalony cmi sie dymek cherlawy,pylga anemicznie
bez zycia,patrze ,przydepnac , e... niech se zyje

[lulu13]

stary idioto !!! synu ORMOwca !!! a wnuku ZOMOwca !! spij spokojnie niech ci
sie przysni wielki hooj czyli ZOMO wska pala !! jaka wladal twoj dziadek w
latch 80 tych ,ty stara partyjno swinio ,pomiocie aktywistow ZMSu !!

[Gość: Fuzzy]

Tobie, w tej Amereryce, to rozum zapewne odebralo, a ja myslalem, ze Forum
Polonia jest przyjazne dla Polaków z kraju i zagranicy, a tu czytam i widze
glupote, chamstwo i wulgarnosc wielka, nie ma co z wami rozmawiac, bo chamstwo
to ja zazwyczaj z daleka omijam. A i szkoda czasu na czytanie tych glupot.
So long towarzysze z miedzynarodówki komunstycznej!!!

[Gość: Fuzzy]

Cos lulu13 wydaje mi sie takim towarzyszem z miedzynarówki komunistycznej, z
daleka go omijac, stad so long towarzysze z miedzynarówki komunistycznej...

[Gość: niedowiarek]

w pelni ksiezyca czy slonca?

ja z tej okazji

[Gość: corgan]

jem pestki z dyni, zagryzam kaszanką i słucham Black Sabbath. Kupiłbym trumne
do spania, ale nie mam gdzie jej wstawić.. moze innym razem.

A Wy? jak obchodzicie helołin?