Easy reading, hehehe

[soup_nazi]

Thinnest Books in the World

> FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jacques Chirac
> MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno
> THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton
> MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden
> THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates
> MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
> AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
> DETROIT: a Travel Guide
> EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
> EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
> ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes
> THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

mozna tez dodac

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"MY SMART SPEECHES" by Lech Walesa
i pare innuch tez by sie znalazlo

[canadyjczyk]

To ja tez dodam:
"Smart people: soup_nazi, split and vip" - shortest book
ever!

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canadyjczyk napisał:

> To ja tez dodam:
> "Smart people: soup_nazi, split and vip" - shortest book
> ever!
no to by sie zgadalo.
zapomniales tylko dopisac 'shortest list book'
cos jak 'phone book' you know.

[soup_nazi]

canadyjczyk napisał:

> To ja tez dodam:
> "Smart people: soup_nazi, split and vip" - shortest book
> ever!

Dziekuje w imieniu swoim i innych wyroznionych. Ja znam jeszcze krotsza:

"Moje zycie poza forum Polonia" - by canadyjczyk

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soup_nazi napisał:

> "Moje zycie poza forum Polonia" - by canadyjczyk
>
ale ta to juz najkrotsza bedzie
> "What do I know?" - by canadyjczyk
jeden wyrazik tylko - NOTHING

[waldek.usa]

Moze sie przyda

Useful Insults


He's as sharp as a beach ball.
Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, park elsewhere.
I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an
unarmed person.
The proctologist called!...they found your head!
His elevator won't go to the top.
She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
People would follow him, but only out of morbid curiosity.
Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic!
Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don't have film.
You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you
smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.
Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp.
May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.
If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk
around backwards!
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you're abusing the privilege.
All foam, no beer.
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
The wheel is turning but the hampster is dead
People like you should not be allowed to breed.

[canadyjczyk]

rozwijasz sie...
zamiast dwoch "hehe" teraz sa trzy.
Dobrze, znaczy ze twoj mozg ma przynajmniej jedna falde.

[waldek.usa]

Chlopaki, nie rozrabiajcie, bo waldek ma dzisiaj kaca, please!

kto to jest ta Ellen?

[xurek]

niestety nie znam, wiec prosze o wyjasnienie.

Xurek

[waldek.usa]

www.rottentomatoes.com/p/EllenDeGeneres-1028344/

[soup_nazi]

xurek napisała:

> niestety nie znam, wiec prosze o wyjasnienie.
>
> Xurek

Znana aktorka telewizyjna w US (sitcoms). Kilka lat temu publicznie przyznala,
ze jest lesbijka.

[kahlua1]

Taka pani co byla nawet smieszna ale jak powiedziala ze
jest lesbo to zaraz przestala byc smieszna i skonczyla
sie w TV.
Jej kochanka byla ta Heche ale potem sie okazalo ze Heche
juz nie jest lesbo itp itp