vierablu
30.07.06, 17:11
Duzo tu postow na temat tego, czy angielski jest trudny, dla Polakow
zwlaszcza, wiec moze kogos zainteresuje...
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part
of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan what
will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivil
servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replaced
with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one
less letter.
There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words
like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th”
by “z” and “w” by “v”.
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords
containing “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru!
