Chicago way...:)

[marxx]

It's da Chicago way.....
Three contractors were touring the White House on the same day. One was
from Chicago, another from Missouri, and the third from Florida.
At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a
living. When they each replied that they were contractors the guard said
"Hey, we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys look at
it and give me a bid." So to the back fence they went.

First up was the Florida contractor. He took out his tape measure and
pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run
about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.
Next was the Missouri contractor. He also took out his tape measure and
pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this
job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Then the guard asks the Chicago contractor how much. Without so much as
moving the contractor says, "$2700."
The guard, incredulous, looks at him and says "You didn't even measure
like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy" says the contractor from Chicago, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you
and we hire the guy from Missouri."

Ciekawe czy to prawda:)
Patrzac na starra szikagowska tradycje plus na to dzieje sie u
burmistrza ...to jest nadal chlebek powszedni!

[aibpl]

Stary dobry kawal o Polaku, Niemcu i jeszcze kims. Widac ze na calym swiecie to
samo. No chyba, że nie napisales ze to byl Polak z Chicago ;))).

[marxx]

to byl amerykanin wloskiego pochodzenia z chicago