The cruise

[kylie1]

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were
standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and
washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her,
so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would
notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat's captain.
It read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean.
We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it
was a pearl worth $50,000. Please advise."
The old man faxed back:
"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

[usenetposts]

I heard they offered Nicole Kidman the chance to go on that cruise, but
anything under two weeks didn't interest her.

She said she'd had enough of "short cruises" to last a lifetime.

[kylie1]

))

Do you think her new urban life will be enough to compensate for her short dream?