emperor
11.10.02, 14:01
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually
active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine
and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes
your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic
dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones
up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active
body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva
to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original
is
in
a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now
sex
has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four
days
of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you
don't
then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life.
You
will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall
off.
Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send
money,
as the fate of your genitals has no price.
