prosba psa

[i-love-2-bike]

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
remember - to be a good dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw
it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I
like the way they smell.
3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although
they are tasty.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.. neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of
saying "hello".
11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the
coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house -
not after.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch
when we have company.
16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And, finally, My last question . . Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I
have my testicles back?