erwas
25.10.04, 07:03
everything is frayed in America these days.
as chilly darkness descends minds wander.
“what was that?”
“have a nice day”
“oh…nice day, right.. thank you.”
it’ll never be the same again.
now, you might think me slightly eccentric for feeling such-a-way, but I have
a theory about what is behind all this. a lot of people are very cynical, I
realize, about aliens, but here the evidence is, for once, overwhelming. and
I’m not talking about cattle mutilation, crop doodles, or even abductions.
what we have here is truly cosmic, man.
the hissing slime from space use bent rays beamed through Fox, CNN, and
suchlike channels that enter directly into the brains of simple little
American people. the brain-scrambler attachments proved to be unnecessary
since these people are so fucked-up already so a neat little pre-existing
condition was nurtured (by these rays, you see); a latent tumor nudged to
life, its hideous form blossoming into cruelly altered perceptions.
it works like this:
the CIA kindly produced a one billion dollar, 15 month long investigation
(Iraq Survey Group. “Duefler Report”) which confirmed, once and for all, that
Hussain gave up on his WMDs in 1991. since that report a survey (by PIPA and
Knowledge Networks) has found that the percentage of Bush voters who believed
the exact opposite has grown significantly.
you see? a complete reversal, a total denial of information presented.
altered perceptions. alien brain breakers.
here are some survey figures. Bush supporters believe:
Iraq had a WMD deal going (72%)
the CIA report confirmed that Iraq had WMDs (57%)
Iraq was a supporter of al Quaeda (75%)
clear evidence for this support had been found (63%)
foreign views were pro-US or undecided in the war on Iraq, (68%)
Bush supports the International Criminal Court (53%)
Bush supports the Kyoto Protocol (51%)
Bush supports the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty (69%)
Bush supports the land mine treaty (72%)
Bush is favored for reelection by people around the world (57%, with 33%
thinking foreign opinion was evenly divided)
so Chickenshorts and others, the more you rage and bellow, the more they
think you love them. the more you cringe in terror the more they think you
support them.