Big mistake;)

[fibin]

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went
to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball--stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the
doctor."Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!'"

[Gość: BENKA]

what's "a five iron"

[kierowca.autobusu]

rodzaj kija golfowego, jak sądzę.

[jan.kulczyk]

Right on.

[Gość: joke]

"and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat"
Please`explain

[jan.kulczyk]

That would be an "iron-headed golf club, which, on a scale of one to nine, ranks as fifth (referring to how much the face of the club is sloped back), wrapped tightly around his neck". There. Much better, isn't it?

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