Angielskie sklepy internetowe

[magical1]

Czy ktoś z Was zna może adres jakiegoś angielskiego sklepu internetowego,
(najlepiej takiego z żywnością) który wysyła towary również do Polski?

[jan.kulczyk]

>Can you believe you're already a MOTHER ?

Who?? Me??! [looks around nervously] Wheww... you scared the bejesus out of me...

Seriously, I don't even know if it's legal to ship fresh produce from one country to another on your own. Even if it is, I don't think even the biggest ones do that. It just wouldn't be worth it. But you can always try www.tesco.com You never know..

[magical1]

I use this signature cause I often attend e-child forum and I'm a newly mother
so just stay calm and don't get nervous :P
As to the e-shops the links I asked for, I didn't mean the fresh food
products , but survenir ones like: english tea, biscuits, jams, sauces etc.
But anyway I'll check at teco.com. so thank You.
BTW I read some of your posts at this forum and I have to say : I love your
English :-)
Are You Polish? If yes , write back where and how long have you been learning
this language that You write in a really brilliant style. Or perhaps you're
real Jan KUlczyk :P . If you are I would't be completely suprised of your
knowledge of English :P

And one thing more: just don't care the mistakes I made ( I'm still learning)
Bye and takie care :-)
Agnieszka

[axxolotl]

He's just a smartassssssssss, isn't that right, Kulczyk?

[jan.kulczyk]

> He's just a smartassssssssss, isn't that right, Kulczyk?

Absoo-friggin'-lutely!!!

You've figured me out alright, girl!

;)

Magical1 - I'll get back to you at your private mailbox, is that cool?

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Jan! Hold your horses mate! Flirting with a younga mama thru th net like
that?!!!

[axxolotl]

> Magical1 - I'll get back to you at your private mailbox, is that cool?

Hey, don't be so secretive, I want to know too if you're true or not ;)
Besides, "za kazda wielka fortuna kryje sie zbrodnia" (Balzac) and I want
details!

[magical1]

Quiet kids !
;)

[magical1]

Kulczyk, writing at my private mailbox is always welcome . (min. 200-250
words ) heh :P

[jan.kulczyk]

Early birds, huh?

Is this your idea of fun? 9:18? It's the middle of the night, for Chrissakes! ;))

[magical1]

hehe, 9.18 is the middle of the day for me cause my daughter wakes me up before
5 every day

[jan.kulczyk]

> hehe, 9.18 is the middle of the day for me cause my daughter wakes me up before
>
> 5 every day

Well, I'm sorry for you.. ;)

BTW: what did you mean by 250-300 words? Are you by any chance a teacher?

[magical1]

the other side - a student, and You ?

[jan.kulczyk]

> the other side - a student, and You ?

I'm neither. ;)
See below for details..

[jan.kulczyk]

> Hey, don't be so secretive, I want to know too if you're true or not ;)
> Besides, "za kazda wielka fortuna kryje sie zbrodnia" (Balzac) and I want
> details!

Alright! You asked for it...
On one stormy, chilly night I was found in the lower regions of southern Himalayas (the Planktu-Dang plateau) wrapped up in a beaver skin (are there any beavers up there?) by a family of poor Sherpas (are there any rich ones? ;). They saw me as a kiss of God and a sign of good fortune, cause I was white. And even though most of the time they roast and eat whatever they find (it's soooo cooold up there!) raised me like one of their own. It soon became obvious I was not like the others. They named me: Parang-No-Parjani, freely translated as He-Who-Comes-From-Without and believed I possessed magical powers. As a child, I was remarkably bright and showed particularly great talents in two areas: languages and money-making. Soon I established my first business, selling Himalayan snow to unsuspecting tourist climbers, the majority of whom were British or American. I soon began to imitate their ways, their speech included. My business grew, as I moved from snow to decorative frost patterns (as a form of backpack ornament) to snowball jewelry to icicle-flavored lollipops. So did my knowledge. Soon I was not only the most powerful man in the village, but also the most learned one. But other villagers soon grew jealous of my position, my influence and my wealth. They conspired to chase me away, nationalize all my property and share it among them. My foster mom and dad felt it was too dangerous for me to stay and also that they could no longer hold me back - I had to move on. From what I'd learnt of the civilized world from the tales of westerners passing by, I was sure I'd make it out there. I decided to take my chance and hop on the first flight that came by at the Katmandu International Airport. It turned out to be a flight to an obscure Central European country which I have made my home since then. Learning the language of the natives at their biggest university was, as you could have guessed by now, a breeze. And now you can all read in the papers about my and about my success. I live here now, but I am and will always be a man of the world. Who knows how long I will be comfortable in this place? I may have to move on yet again. One thing is sure, though. You haven't seen the last of me!

[magical1]

I'm suggesting to change the topic of this post : e- shops any longer! (though
I'm still interested in one).
The right topic should be: 'Breaking news! All about Kulczyk'
Any other ideas ?

[axxolotl]

Amazing! Incredible! Bravo, bravo! What a man! Long live Kulczyk!!
I think I'm falling in love.

[jan.kulczyk]

> Amazing! Incredible! Bravo, bravo! What a man! Long live Kulczyk!!
> I think I'm falling in love.

Oh, no worries mate. I do get that all the time.
Just remember: I keep the house and the stocks. You may keep the merc.
I know you've always loved it. ;)

[jan.kulczyk]

Alright, I'll throw in the Rolls! But not a penny more!

[axxolotl]

cheap bast*rd

[nasza_maggie]

Jan? Where do you get it from?
Not only money making machine but also a fantastic script writer:) I'm on the
phone to Spielberg as we speak. Who do you reckon for the lead role? Michael
Caine? Harrison Ford? Anthony Hopkins? Collin Farrel? Boguslaw Linda?

:)

[jan.kulczyk]

> Jan? Where do you get it from?
> Not only money making machine but also a fantastic script writer:) I'm on the
> phone to Spielberg as we speak. Who do you reckon for the lead role? Michael
> Caine? Harrison Ford? Anthony Hopkins? Collin Farrel? Boguslaw Linda?
>
> :)

Hey! Nice! A compliment from the admin is worth two in the bush. I think Fibin would agree ;)

Actually, this is a ripoff of Charlie Kaufman's script he wrote for his stepsister ;) so there you have it: not only a crooked businessman but also a plagiarist ;)

But seriously.. none of the ones you mentioned quite fits. I would probably see someone with a far greater range here... someone like Stanley Tucci maybe. Or Dylan Baker?

If the studio moguls decide it must be a woman though, (let's be PC, yeah!), I'll say Pamela Anderson is the one.

jan the legend:)

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[jan.kulczyk]

Nah... I just probably got there by mistake. But there are some nicknames that really had me laugh my pants off ;)