ONE-LINERS OF WISDOM

[Gość: nat]

Here are a few to start you off:

A gentleman is a man who gets up to open the door for his wife to bring the
coal in.

A bird in bed is better than two in a bush.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but no knowledge is fatal.

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

[Gość: sisi]

On a clean disk you may seek forever.

There is no government like no government.

[Gość: Withnail]

Why put off today what you can wiggle out of tomorrow.

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast.

There's one thing that's worse than being talked about. And that is having
nothing to declare but your handbag.

Wishful thinking is a lost art.

[Gość: Wojtek]

'Chaos often breeds life, while order breeds habit.'

[amatorski]

Put the cat out.

[Gość: nat]

Parents to kids standard illogical advice:

Don't do as I do, do as I tell go.
Do onto others as you would wish them to do onto you.

limp bizkit

[Gość: mishy]

"A bird in bed is better than two in a bush."
definitely not.
but then again, depends on the quality of the ''pteride" ;-)
two might be too much in a bush and one in the bed could be lazy,
inexperienced, have a headache or can't get it up. oh dear.

[Gość: Bert]

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their
level, then beat you with experience.


Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin
unprotected.


Everything is drive-through. In California they even
have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.


To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra


Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

[Gość: Wojtek]

Gość portalu: Bert napisał(a):

> Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin
> unprotected.

Love that! Sounds like Frank Zappa. Is it?

[Gość: Bert]

I don't know. My wife says it often.

[Gość: nat]

Experience is the comb Life gives you after you've lost your hair.

Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. (Groucho Marx)

The kilt is an unrivalled garment for fornication and diarrhoea.

Platonic love is from the neck up.

[Gość: Wojtek]

Try everything once except incest and country dancing.
I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would take me for a member.
(Groucho Marx)
If anything goes bad and go worse, it will. (Murphy's Law)

[rune_]

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing"

"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first"

[rune_]

Just a private observation - how is it that one careless match can start a
forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

[Gość: H2O]

It's not the shape, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it
rise.

[Gość: mark]

I trod on an orange once.

[missy5]

Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turning before we learn how to walk.

It is the love that makes the world go round.


Life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you get.

[Gość: Kingfish]

If you fail to plan you plan to fail.

[Gość: Kingfish]

Excuses are like assholes, everybody has one.

[Gość: Kingfish]

This one could be used in about sixty percent of conversations on Forum Swiat:

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would have fart it.