one of those parenting scenarios

[mara-boo]

You are at McDonald's, and your child has climbed, All By Herself, to the
very top of the climbing maze in the kiddie play area. When she gets up
there, she begins to cry, very loudly. All of McDonald's has stopped, in mid-
chew, to stare. Your child will not say why she is crying, and she will not
come down. You have no choice but to crawl all the way to the top of the
maze, through tunnels designed for people who are the size of a single one
of your thighs. When you reach the top, your child hands you the cause of
her distress: a b-o-o-g-e-r. With this item in hand, you must now climb
back down. You wonder what I did with "IT"? I left it for the ants.

[Gość: chickenShorts]

As I said on a 'farting' thread - burn Mc Donalds!

that's gotta piss the Maccy off

[Gość: mishy]

VegeChick?
come on chicks, never had a bigMac?

www.umanitoba.ca/toban/20011024/images/mcclown.jpg
got a pretty cool one on this but, shame, can't post it here, risky

[Gość: Bert]

Why would you let her play golf in a greasy spoon?
Why would you take her to a greasy spoon in the first
place? Actually, why would YOU go there to start with?
Why didn't you keep her at the table with you where she
belonged since you brought her there? She might have
learned some table manners since the forgiving ambiance
and semi-behaved patrons wouldn't have noticed a
difference even if she had puked? The kid didn't provoke
the situation; you did, and you, dear mama, deserved what
you got. The tigh-tight climb did you good. It's time to
cut down on the Mac visits. Your tighs will thank you for
it one day.

yeah Bert

[Gość: mishy]

you tell her, mate!
K K und K

und loose ein inch or zwei ov zer fet hips, voman alzoh.

a pretty good reason to sue the clown

[Gość: mishy]

why not just throw it at you?
or stick it down somewhere?

anyway why not just sue McDonalds anyway?

[Gość: butterfly]

Old Art of Communication
Your child cries - she knows she has the right to do so (no matter what the
problem is) - you are always there to help her out. She's learnt how to make
you be always on call (by the way how did you manage to keep your thights that
size?) Playing a bit with the kid would be of some help. First of all you'd
notice when she goes to the playground with the food in her hands. Secondly
while playing she'd learn to pronounce some simple thoughts like 'Mummy, there
is a problem; can you help?' And last but not least - being active with your
child would make you feel slimmer, younger, happier, etc. - though possibly
exhausted at first. It's worth it all the same.

[Gość: chickenShorts]

Now, this is what I call a thoughtful post!

Gość portalu: butterfly napisał(a):
> Old Art of Communication
> Your child cries - she knows she has the right to do so (no matter what the
> problem is) - you are always there to help her out. She's learnt how to make
> you be always on call (by the way how did you manage to keep your thights
that
> size?)

Thighs, I guess, and not tights... Well, by siting at McDonalds maybe?


> Playing a bit with the kid would be of some help. First of all you'd
> notice when she goes to the playground with the food in her hands. Secondly
> while playing she'd learn to pronounce some simple thoughts like 'Mummy,
there
> is a problem; can you help?' And last but not least - being active with your
> child would make you feel slimmer, younger, happier, etc. - though possibly
> exhausted at first. It's worth it all the same.<


Can I ask you this? Got any children of your own? Or are you just a Child
psychologist?

[mara-boo]

That would be a sight. Besides, I would like to keep my organs working, if you
know what I mean. Like tight spots but of another kind.

[Gość: butterfly]

Gość portalu: chickenShorts napisał(a):
>
> Thighs, I guess, and not tights... Well, by siting at McDonalds maybe?
>
Yes, you're right - always make the same mistake - but at least you did realise
what I meant.
> >
>
> Can I ask you this? Got any children of your own? Or are you just a Child
> psychologist?

I am far from being a psychologist - just a working mother who has very little
time for the two little boys. So when I do find a while to be with them I am
with them by all means. And believe me, the little creatures do have brains,
it's not too difficult to explain things to them. And just making them eat at
the table and leave the food there when they go off to play - a piece of cake.
They might be difficult at times, they are only kids, but I can't imagine such
a scene as mara-boo described.

the good, the bad and the ugly parenting scenarios

[Gość: erwas]

Gość portalu: butterfly napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: chickenShorts napisał(a):

> > Can I ask you this? Got any children of your own? Or are you just a
> > Child psychologist?

cheap shot cS. shame on you! implying Madame b. is a dry-sterile-infertile
scientst. really!

> I am far from being a psychologist - just a working mother who has very
little time for the two little boys.

one in the eye for the evil chicken. see?! the insect lady is a warm-blooded
loving mother with strongly implied tragic circumstances.

> So when I do find a while to be with them I am with them by all means.

get it?
that's called QUALITY time.
the little mites linger day after day gazing listlessly at the bleak
Olsztyn (?) landscape, their dear little tear-stained faces pressed against the
cold glass of the steamed-up window, their quivering lips mouthing
silently: "mother...mother..."

> And believe me, the little creatures do have brains, it's not too difficult
> to explain things to them. And just making them eat at the table and leave
> the food there when they go off to play - a piece of cake.

yes!
it's all about values.
can you make the chickenShorts and mara-boos of the world understand the true
depth and meaning of your message?
no!

> They might be difficult at times, they are only kids, but I can't imagine
> such a scene as mara-boo described.

there!
some things are indeed just beyond imagination.

erwas

[Gość: chickenShorts]

Gość portalu: erwas napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: butterfly napisał(a):
>
> > Gość portalu: chickenShorts napisał(a):
> Can I ask you this? Got any children of your own? Or are you just a
> Child psychologist?

> cheap shot cS. shame on you! implying Madame b. is a dry-sterile-infertile
> scientst. really!

Nowhere near as cheap as your cheap agenda dressed up in pretencious garble.
Beauty is in the eye of beholder!... and so is a "dry-sterile" infertility of
science... If it wasn't for science, you would most likely be dealing in slaves
from Mexico or Canada, as the Bible forbids engaging your 'own'... I have only
great admiration for science. The problem is that of all sciences, psychology
is... er... erwas kind of science, really.


> > I am far from being a psychologist - just a working mother who has very
> little time for the two little boys.
>
> one in the eye for the evil chicken. see?! the insect lady is a warm-blooded
> loving mother with strongly implied tragic circumstances.


Huh! Hollywood fed, sensation hungry story spinner... Good, old erwas.


> > So when I do find a while to be with them I am with them by all means.

> get it?


Well... not sure about 'all means', but yes, I think I do get it.


> that's called QUALITY time.
> the little mites linger day after day gazing listlessly at the bleak
> Olsztyn (?) landscape, their dear little tear-stained faces pressed against
the
>
> cold glass of the steamed-up window, their quivering lips mouthing
> silently: "mother...mother..."
>
> > And believe me, the little creatures do have brains, it's not too difficu
> lt
> > to explain things to them. And just making them eat at the table and leav
> e
> > the food there when they go off to play - a piece of cake.
>
> yes!
> it's all about values.
> can you make the chickenShorts and mara-boos of the world understand the true
> depth and meaning of your message?
> no!

But, hapilly, there is erwas who will mediate and explain or, if needed,
protect you, meek of this world, from evil chickens... right? Right!!!


> > They might be difficult at times, they are only kids, but I can't
imagine
> > such a scene as mara-boo described.

> there!
> some things are indeed just beyond imagination.<

> erwas

I see, you are back in great form (chicken manure does wonders, you must
admit, wether you like it or not!) and that makes me very happy.

Yours faithfully,

chickenShorts

[Gość: butterfly]

Gość portalu: erwas napisał(a):

> the little mites linger day after day gazing listlessly at the bleak
> Olsztyn (?) landscape, their dear little tear-stained faces pressed against
the cold glass of the steamed-up window, their quivering lips mouthing
> silently: "mother...mother..."

>
Erwas I do love your sense of humour, I really do...
Then if you had a chance to see the landscape here - you'd most probably like
it. The only ugly place here is McDonald's;)

> one in the eye for the evil chicken.
Not exactly - I happened to meet a wise person (not exactly a psychologist
though) who just said at some point: 'Why don't you try talking to the boys and
explaining things to them'. I did and it worked... That's how I found out
they've got brains -hahaha

> get it?
> that's called QUALITY time.
>
> Quality - indeed. With all the mistakes we learn from...
>>>
> yes!
> it's all about values.
> can you make the chickenShorts and mara-boos of the world understand the true
> depth and meaning of your message?
>
> the depth of the message - wow, have to read it again, print it, frame and
put it somewhere on the wall (might have to get rid of one of the beautiful
drawings made by the boys;)

> > there!
> some things are indeed just beyond imagination.

> did i say that I loved your sense of humour? Well, I can't help repeating
that:)

> And now seriously: a teacher - helps to educate children, a nanny looks after
them when the parents are away, the rest is up to you and you can hardly blame
anyone else when there is a problem.

regards
flying butter:)
>
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