Alternatives to Granola Bars

[don_gruber]

When in Philippines ask for BALUT! It's a fertilized duck egg that have been
incubated for 18 days; roving street vendors sell them boiled.

How to eat? Crack a penny-size hole in the top of the shell, slurp the
amniotic fluid, then suck out the embryo; like eating a soft-boiled egg with
a crunchy beak-and-fethers surprise inside.

How about that for an aphrodisiac? And don't forget - consume in a well
ventilated area; smell may cling to nostrils for several hours.

Bon appetit my friends!