zegar4
14.02.03, 21:45
...again. Naturally, I think it is an over
commercialized load of codswallop where the only
winners are florists, teddy bear manufacturers, dodgy
lingerie stores and some men who get laid on the
strength of giving a crappy card, thus igniting
greeting-card hormones in gullible women.
I propose that the single women out there proudly
disrupt this vile day rather than stay home with vodka
and a vibrator. Fortunately, this Valentine's Day is a
Friday, traditionally Casual Friday in many workplaces.
I move that today be declared Casual Sex Friday instead.
There were many ways to celebrate today. When that
snooty cow at the next desk was the recipient of a
giant bunch of flowers, you took a stand, didn't you?
You grabbed the flower delivery boy, pinned him to Miss
Snooty's desk and shagged him senseless, right? After
work you grabbed a gaggle of your loudest single
girlfriends, preferably those who could drink a gorilla
under the table, and converged on a romantic restaurant
for a rowdy girls' night out, didn't you?
We are waiting. Where are you?
