mosze_zblisko_daleka
11.08.15, 18:59
(nie wychodzi dobrze na polski przez google)
The teacher instructed the students task:
Come to class with a short story that has a moral.
Doron said:
"My family raises chickens and sells eggs at the market.
Once we went to the market and all the way to the basket flipped the eggs were broken. "
"And the moral?" The teacher asked.
Doron: "Do not put all your eggs in one basket."
The teacher was very pleased, and asked container to tell her story.
Said container;
"We also raise chickens and sell them to travelers poultry market.
Once ten eggs hatched chicks only eight, so Dad said moral is not to count the chickens before they've hatched. "
"Great," gushed teacher turned Loladimir.
Vladimir said:
"My dad actually told my aunt Olga.
She was an engineer PIR war. One day her plane was shot down.
She knew she was going to fall in enemy territory.
All she had this bottle of whiskey, Uzi shortened sword machete
The way the ground is drinking whiskey to be unbroken descent.
She fell right into the enemy camp, where 100 soldiers stayed.
70 is killed with Uzi, 20 with ten other with machete She broke their necks through her. "
"The horror!" The teacher shouted, "What a lesson your father thought, when he told you that?"
Vladimir answered:
"Stay away from Aunt Olga when she was drunk.
