ma.pi
23.02.04, 14:38
Cos na wesolo.
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or
>so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.
>Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
>arrange a divorce for him, "very quick."
>
> The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the
>circumstances and asked him the following questions:
>
>LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
>POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
>
>LAWYER No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
>POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar.
>
>LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge?
>POLE: No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.
>
>LAWYER: I mean, what are your relations like?
>POLE: All my relations are in Poland.
>
>LAWYER: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>POLE: Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound. We
>don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.
>
>LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?
>POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
>
>LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
>POLE: She going to kill me.
>
>LAWYER: What makes you think that?
>POLE: I got proof.
>
>LAWYER: What kind of proof?
>POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on
>shelf in bathroom. I can read
