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Welcome to a brand new edition of ASYLUM.
Today's programme features another
chance to take part in our exiting competition:
Hi-Jack an airliner and win
a council house. We've already given away
hundreds of millions of pounds and
thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our
sponsor the British taxpayer.
And don't forget, we've now the fastest growing
game
on the planet. Anyone can
play, provided they don't hold a valid British
Passport. You need one word of English: ASYLUM.

Prizes include all expenses paid accommodation,
cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance
to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting
drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to
everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of
our partner airlines, ferry companies or Euro star. No
application ever refused, reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers; and
remember
the magic password: ASYLUM.

Only this week 140 members of the Taliban family
from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to
Our international gateway at Stanstead where local law
enforcement officers were on hand to fast track them
to their luxury
£200-a-night rooms in the fabulous 4-star Hilton
Hotel. They join tens of thousands of other lucky
winners already staying in hotels all over Britain.
Our most popular destinations include the White
Cliffs of Dover, the world famous Toddington Service
areas in historic Bedfordshire and the money trees at
Croydon. If you still don't understand the rules,
don't forget there's no need to phone a friend or
ask the audience just apply for legal aid.
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors
are waiting to help, it won't coast you a penny.

So play today. It could change your life forever.
Iraq terrorists,
Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan
drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali
guerrillas; come on down.

Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry
park, get along to the ferry terminal. Don't stop in
Germany or France. Go straight to Britain, and you
are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky
winners in the biggest game on earth. Everyone's a
winner, when they play ASYLUM