Do znających English :):)

[moto_mama]

To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High

It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also officials
visiting our offices that polish language is commonly used by our polish
speaking staff.
Such behaviour is violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and
offensive to both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1.Words like .. to pies, ku..ka robota, ch.., ku.. and other such
expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no
matter how heated a discussion may become.

2.You will not say spie..ł when someone makes a mistake, or pocałujcie
mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or gó.. when a major
mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb sr.. and ..
are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3.No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff
under any circumstances will be referred to as ch.., za..iec or
pie..ny debil




4.Lack of determination will not be referred to as sr.. or olać nor will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as pedal.


5.Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as pierdoły
or po..e pomysły.


6.Do not say idz sie .. if somebody is persistent, do not add pojeb,
if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you
must not say z..iśy to (refer to item 2) nor wyjebiemy się na tym when a
matter becomes excessively complicated.


7.When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say spie..j na
drzewo nor should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with “Czego ku..
chcesz!?”


8.Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners
ku..ki dostawca or pie..ny DCF!


9.Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym ch..em when a relevant project is
presented to you, nor should you ever answer odpie..ie się ode mnie or
metrowy ch.. ci w dupe when your assistance is required.


10.You should never call partner representatives as za.. swinia or
ku..ki debil.


11.The normal behaviour of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such
as pi.. .., ku..kie bydle or ch..owy pedał.


12.Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say moga
sobie wsadzic to w dupę! Please keep hard copy for your records and
information.



Thank you and best regards

[moto_mama]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..... zjadło większość słowek, dlatego stosując wybieg
umieszczam jeszcze raz :)

To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High

It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also officials
visiting our offices that polish language is commonly used by our polish
speaking staff.
Such behaviour is violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and
offensive to both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1.Words like je..bał to pies, kure..wska robota, ch..uj , ku..rwa and other
such
expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no
matter how heated a discussion may become.

2.You will not say spier..dolił when someone makes a mistake, or pocałujcie
mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or gó..wno when a major
mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb sr..ać and je..bać
are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3.No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff
under any circumstances will be referred to as ch..uj, zaje..baniec or
pierd..olony debil




4.Lack of determination will not be referred to as sr..ać or olać nor will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as pedal.


5.Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as pierdoły
or poje..bane pomysły.


6.Do not say idz sie je..bać if somebody is persistent, do not add pojeb,
if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you
must not say zaje..baliśy to (refer to item 2) nor wyjebiemy się na tym when a
matter becomes excessively complicated.


7.When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say spier..dalaj na
drzewo nor should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with “Czego ku..rwa
chcesz!?”


8.Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners
kure..wski dostawca or pierd..olony DCF!


9.Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chu..jem when a relevant project is
presented to you, nor should you ever answer odpier..dolcie się ode mnie or
metrowy ch..uj ci w dupe when your assistance is required.


10.You should never call partner representatives as zaje..bana swinia or
kure..wski debil.


11.The normal behaviour of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such
as pi..zda .., kure..wskie bydle or chu..jowy pedał.


12.Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say moga
sobie wsadzic to w dupę! Please keep hard copy for your records and
information.



Thank you and best regards

[Gość: Crazy_Frog]

Dobre hehe :)
Ale raczej niezbyt uzyteczne. Angole nie znaja polskiego wiec co im przeszkadza
dialog naszych braci ?

[Gość: aleks]

jakby co to jestesmy mnijszoscia narodowa w UK a jako taka mamy pewne prawa
chroniace nasza kulture, UE nas chroni, mozemy mowic po swojemu, jesc nasze
zarcie, przestrzegac tradycji, zadej sie ze jakis urzad za przestrzeganiem tego
za tym stoi

[Gość: MI5]

Stare jak swiat. Krazylo jescze przed majem 2004 r., chodzilo o zagraniczne
korporacje w POlsce :) Ale fajne, tyle ze oczytane milion razy.

[Gość: Soup Nazi]

Gość portalu: MI5 napisał(a):

> Stare jak swiat. Krazylo jescze przed majem 2004 r., chodzilo o zagraniczne
> korporacje w POlsce :) Ale fajne, tyle ze oczytane milion razy.

Krazylo przed majem 2004? To krazylo w Stanach i Kanadzie w latach 80 - tzn. ja
to wtedy widzialem i wcale nie bede upieral sie, ze nie jest jeszcze starsze.

[Gość: Meg]

No fajne,fajne...:-) Nieważne czy stare czy nie-aktualne i śmieszne!zaraz to druknę i w poniedziałek zaniosę do mojej fabryki-wszyscy się pośmiejemy!:-)