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Przekleństwa pirackie

23.09.07, 12:41
Do stu piorunów podaj tą beczkę śledzi ty czorcie...Podajcie innesmile
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    • luiza-w-ogrodzie Blistering barnacles! nt 24.09.07, 04:44

      • yanga Re: Blistering barnacles! nt 26.09.07, 22:33
        Emko, to jest rozkosz w czystej postaci!
    • emka_1 a piosenka może być? 25.09.07, 22:07
      może nie całkiem piracka, bo sex pistolsów, ale w duchu utrzymanasmile

      Friggin' in the riggin'

      It was on the good ship Venus
      By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
      The figurehead was a whore in bed
      And the mast was a mammoth penis

      The captain of this lugger
      He was a dirty bugger
      He wasn't fit to shovel shit
      From one place to another

      Chorus:
      Friggin' in the riggin'
      Friggin' in the riggin'
      Friggin' in the riggin'
      There was fuck all else to do


      The captains name was Morgan
      By Christ, he was a gorgon
      Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
      On his fuckin' organ

      The first mate's name was Cooper
      By Christ he was a trooper.
      He jerked and jerked until he worked
      Himself into a stupor

      Chorus

      The second mate was Andy
      By Christ, he had a dandy
      Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
      For cumming in the brandy

      The cabin boy was Flipper
      He was a fuckin' nipper
      So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
      And circumcised the skipper

      Chorus

      The Captain's wife was Mabel
      To fuck she was not able
      So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
      Across the barroom table

      The Captain had a daughter
      Who fell in deep sea water
      Delighted squeals revealed that eels
      Had found 'er sexual quarters

      Repeat Chorus to Fadesmile

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