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12.09.06, 02:36
Upset Wife
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!" And he replied: "Hang on just a minute love, so
at least I can tell you what happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!"
And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this
young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they
are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair
like them."
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and asked "Please...do you have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?"
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