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[varsovian]

Churchgoing has been revolutionised by the advent of thongs.

The elevation of the host is accompanied now by the *pling* of tens of
elasticated straps suddenly appearing above the waistline.

I'm definitely going again next week if the weather's warm ...

[kylie1]

That's one sure way of keeping the traffic into the church at a steady course.

varsovian next week:
-sweetie, would you be kind enough to pass the tray?
-where IS the tray?
-I'm afraid you will have to reach for it from the next pew.

(peekie boo)