old computer..

[jill_1]

Theres a boy named Robert and his computer is so old,
I'm looking at the screen and I think I see some mold,
he tried to sell it in the paper but it never got sold,
I feel sorry for Robert, because his computer is old,

It was passed down from generation to generation,
now it's considered the oldest, one in the nation,

He tried to sell it to an antique store,
but the clerk said, "these are old, they don't even make these anymore",
and under his breath he muttered,"This guy must be poor",
"trying to sell me a computer from 1974"

The computer wasn't that bad though, it had a printer,
but the bad thing about the printer was it froze up in the winter,

So poor old Robert was left with one option,
and that option was to sell it in an auction,
he put it up for less than a cent, still never sold,
I guess thats what happens when your computer is old.

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My Dog is Now a Cow
© By Suzanne Sheppard-Joiner



I suspect it is as hard as can be
To find a dog without any fleas.
The Vet gave me a pill, for my dog to take....
When I showed it to him he jumped in the lake...
He finally came home about supper time.
Well, then I told him he was no friend of mine...
I told him the next day, to the vet we would go..
When that time came I drove real slow..
I drove up close, right next to the door....
I opened the car door, but could see him no more...
He broke his leash, and ran away...
I haven't seen him for days and days.
I got a call from a neighbor of mine.
For on his rug my dog had dined.
Boy, oh, boy was I ever mad.
He knew right then I was truly sad.
One hundred dollards was the cost of the rug...
Right then I thought Why couldn't I had a pet bug ?
I worked real hard both day and night
To pay for a rug that wasn't in sight.
Let's get back to my dog right now....
The good news, I traded him for a big fat cow.....

konik:)))))

[1mlndollar]

I sometimes think, with great remorse,
How sad it is to be a horse.
Tabby, the cat, is a cute little thing,
Happy at play with a tattered old
string,
And Spotty, the dog, sticks his
tongue in your face,
But the poor old horse has to run
in a race.

- or they join him to a heavy cart,
As if the horse possessed no heart
And pile a lot of junk on him,
Until he aches from head to limb.

The horse, not loved like other
pets,
Is mainly used for carts or bets,
But no one ever seems to care
About the thoughts of some old mare.

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Jack And Jill


Jack and Jill went up the hill
With a keg of brandy
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed
Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy.


Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass
And now two of his front teeth are missing.

[mathias_sammer]

:)!

M.S.

[Gość: Kissteas]

he is very nice and honey boy:)
His computer is really very old, but Boy named Robert is very young for me:)
But his friends told him:she's very young for You. This is stupide opinions:)

Our souls are so young:)))
my boy named Robert:)