Ciekawocha dla spikajacych ingliszem

[bozena_l]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do
not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe.

[waldek.usa]

slyszelismy? Ja wlasnie w ten sposob "inhale" tekst ;D

[waldek.usa]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be
the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the
other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan
that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly,this will make the
sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up
konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This will make words
like 'fotograf' 20% shorter!

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach
the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to
akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e' in
the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z'
and 'w' wiz 'v'.

During ze fifz year ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou'
and similar changes vud of kurs be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After ze fifz yer ve vil hav a rali sensibl ritn styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl
or difikultis and evriun vil find it ezi tu undrstand ech ozer.

Zen Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru!






Ameryka tyz probuje






Th' European Commisshun has jest announced an agreement wharby English will be
th' official language of th' European Union rather than German, which was
t'other postibility. As part of th' negotiashuns, Her Majesty's Govment
cornceded thet English spellin' had some room fo' improvement an' has accepped
a 5-year phase-in plan thet'd be known as "Euro-English". In th' fust year, 's'
will replace th' sof' 'c'. Sertainly,this will make th' sivil servants jump wif
joy. Th' hard 'c' will be dropped in favo' of th' 'k'. This hyar sh'd klear up
konfoozion an' keyboards kan haf one less letter. Thar will be growin' publik
inthusiasm in th' sekond year when th' troublesome 'ph' will be replased wif
th' 'f'. This hyar will make wo'ds like 'fotograf' 20% sho'ter! Fry mah hide!
In th' 3rd year, publik akseppanse of th' noo spellin' kan be specked t'retch
th' stage whar mo'e komplikated changes is postible. Govments will inko'age th'
removal of double leters which haf allus ben a deterent t'akurate spelin'.
Also, al wil agre thet th' ho'ible mes of th' silent 'e' in th' languag is
disgrasful an' it sh'd hoof it away. By th' 4th year, peopl wil be reseppiv
t'steps sech as replasin' 'th' wif 'z' an' 'w' wiz 'v'. Durin' ze fifz year ze
unesesary 'o' kan be dropd fum vo'ds kontainin' 'ou' an' similar changes vud of
kurs be aplid t'ozer kombinashuns of leters. Af'er ze fifz yer ve vil hav a
rali sensibl ritn styl, ah reckon. Zer vil be no mo' trubl o' difikultis an'
evriun vil find it ezi tu undrstan' ech ozer. Zen Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru!
Fry mah hide!

2 wersje polskie juz sa na necie !!!

[bozena_l]

Zgdinoe z bdnanaimai unwriweytsetu w Ponznaiu pązdorek letir w swłioe nie ma
zcnezania, tlyko isntote jset aby peirswza i osatitna letria błya na
odwpoidenim meisjcu. Retsza mżoe być posmiazena a i tak ndaal będize miwolże
ocdztynaie tesktu bez kopołtu.

Zdognie z nanjwoymszi baniadmai perzporawdzomyni na bytyrijskch uweniretasytch
nie ma zenacznia kojnolesc ltier przy zpiasie dengao solwa. Nwajzanszyeim jest,
aby prieszwa i otatsnia lteria byla na siwom mijsecu, ptzosałoe mgoą być w
niaedziłe i w dszalym cąigu nie pwinono to sawrztać polbemórw ze zozumierniem
tksetu. Dzijee sie tak datgelo, ze nie czamyty wyszistkch lteir w sołwie, ale
cłae sołwa od razu.

ture

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