goraco tak,ze......

[i-love-2-bike]

How true this has been in Missouri for about the last 40 dayas and 40 nights.
We are supposed to get a reprieve of the triple digit temps for a few days
then upper 90's again. I've never seen so much sunshine forecast. What we
need is rain.
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> Subject: Missouri Heat
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> You know its hot in Missouri when the....
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> --birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
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> --trees are whistling for the dogs.
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> --best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
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> --temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chill.
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> --cows are giving evaporated milk.
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> --hot water now comes out of both taps.
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> --farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
> laying boiled eggs.
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> --can make sun tea instantly.
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> --learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
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> --discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
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> --discover that you can get sunburned through your tinted car window.
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> --can actually burn your hand opening the car door.
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> --break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30a.m.
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> --realize that asphalt has a liquid state
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> --can cook outside without the use of a BBQ!
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> and your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
> end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
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> Ah, what a place to call home. God Bless Missouri!!