fibin
10.05.04, 17:24
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven as
your reward."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him
to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one
who invented motorcycles,eh?!"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented,
"Well, what a big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke. "Excuse me but
aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "as one professional to another, you have some
major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,"hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."
